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Joined May 2019
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This is the only way to survive in the new NBA nobody plays more than 33 minutes, especially your stars. And you gotta have an above average bench. And they are often playing two point guards so nobody’s getting over taxed with the full court pick up
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Ok so I’m guessing December for Kawhi - im fine with that He’s gonna come back looking like a world beater
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The lights are super dim here. That’s probably why they’re 0/ 10 on threes
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These raptor can really run it down your throat. Them versus the Sixers is gonna be insane. Oh and Cmb is a big part of it
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We as a a society don’t ask enough questions about why appliances need software updates .
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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AI is called IA in France
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holdTHElettuce retweeted
“Now watch this box-out”
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Imagine complaining about an afternoon NBA game. I want NBA games 24-7. I wanna wake up at 8am to NBA games. I wish I was an NBA game.
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Good stuff Elon !
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Guys, no one, not a soul is using muse.
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hmm learned something today
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This Bradley kid - gumption
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Joe tsai ain’t slick dawg - he’s the owner who whined to Pablo to find the duck out why bron went to Philly instead of Brooklyn
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Thought I lived in a bubble , I had no idea the rest of the league appreciated Shead this much
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Ty lue’s face is like “I don’t care man…I’m not even gonna be here at the end of the season”😂
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Oof that team cursed.
The Clippers say they've found a partially torn Achilles in Brandon Ingram's foot after his heel surgery. He will not be ready to start the 2026-27 NBA season.
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The balls have been bad for a decade
It's Bulls Media Day! And also, here's you annual throwback to the iconic 2017 Bulls media day
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I don't oppose the machines being better than me. Great, run them, get their results. But I feel some sadness in nostalgia for the life I lived, shaping myself to become skilled at something which no longer matters, over decades of time which I can't get back and do differently.
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Whoa love this type of bitterness
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Replying to @vinnymac33
It's honestly too early to tell, but my guess is he would not be the main focal point of the feds (though he would be a key witness, that's for sure).
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