I forget that it's funny that at my Canadian middle school they called after school detention 'penalty box'
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Saw a school bus parked with its back tire up in the curb and it reminded me of how Jeep owners take photos of their jeeps like that
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Governments warning to start practicing your hip movements to prepare for at least 3 days of Shakira law
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I didn't realize that's what a Zyn was, I thought those were just silica packets people were littering
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My dad (hard of hearing so he speaks loud sometimes) shit talking the bad neighbours when we go by the house while we're taking my daughter trick or treating around the block >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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I had immunotherapy for cat allergies and some other stuff which worked fab 10/10 (long process but worth) except it didn't cut through siamese, even my friends half Siamese cat gets me
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hollz retweeted
Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby









