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aloof wife, behind the scenes

Joined August 2011
I forget that it's funny that at my Canadian middle school they called after school detention 'penalty box'
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I only got penalty box once for yapping too much in art class
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Walnuts are elite nuts
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I've just been informed it was pecans i was eating
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under woke 3.0 i am banning americans from talking about canada
Have a layover in Canada, I’m losing my mind with how apologetic they are I want you to just ask for the table next to me and use it without having to apologize for taking my time
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Saw a school bus parked with its back tire up in the curb and it reminded me of how Jeep owners take photos of their jeeps like that
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cats are NOT missing out on lying
I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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Governments warning to start practicing your hip movements to prepare for at least 3 days of Shakira law
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Ms. Rachel sun, Abdul El-Sayed moon, Macklemore rising
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I'm fucking slacking on the poppy, man. Absolutely dropping the ball
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I didn't realize that's what a Zyn was, I thought those were just silica packets people were littering
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Taxing the rich (my daughter who is rich in halloween candy)
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My dad (hard of hearing so he speaks loud sometimes) shit talking the bad neighbours when we go by the house while we're taking my daughter trick or treating around the block >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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"you don't wanna go to to the hated guys house, do you?"
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"We're not going there right? The ol bitch's got the lights off anyway"
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I had immunotherapy for cat allergies and some other stuff which worked fab 10/10 (long process but worth) except it didn't cut through siamese, even my friends half Siamese cat gets me
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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A tramp stamp that says “je me souviens”
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IM WALKING OVER HERE (me to a car when they don't respect my pedestrian right of way)
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