author of You Found It Get it here: https://nitter.gq/t.co/Z10dLKD83N weirdo dad
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Hi guys. I wrote an illustrated poetry anthology called "You Found It." in the vein of Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends."
It's (mostly) silly poems with silly pictures, packed with heart and a hefty helping of my signature peculiarity.
Here are some pics:
If Trump flips to Democrat he could have an amazingly productive and legacy sealing final two years. MAGA!
Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin retweeted
RIP MAGA. You were retarded and bad and made us all stupider and poorer and wasted a decade+ of our lives, but at least you pardoned a bunch of criminals.
After reviewing the McConnell appearance from yesterday, I can say this with complete confidence: He's ready, and he's running.
#McConnell28
Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin retweeted
(trying to think of a genocide neutral name) my name is Hun
Israeli PM Netanyahu's Son Quietly Changes His Name
Benjamin Netanyahu’s son, Yair, has legally changed his name to Yonatan Hun, becoming the second Netanyahu son to do so in an effort to obscure his public profile.
clashreport.com/world/articl…
Got a box of tic tacs and I’m super proud of my restraint. I’m only having 8-10 a day instead of chewing up the whole box in 15 minutes.
“Daddy, you don’t look handsome. You look like a Craw-Man.”
What my daughter said to me unprovoked as I strap her into her car seat.
French fries are the most overrated and underrated things ever and I ascended before I told you this
Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin retweeted
Now that you see it’s real and happening I would like to see other celebrities speak up. I called yall out last time this time you have no excuse bc it’s out there and real.
You can’t call me crazy anymore
Speak up cowards
Adam “Straighter than Jesse Watters” McCaslin retweeted
Even with everything in this Epstein drop, remember: this is a minority of the files.
This is STILL just what they were *willing* to release - in violation of the law, which requires release of all files.
Pam Bondi’s DOJ is still hiding most of them. We need them all.
