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systems trading engineer, back squat maximalist, dixieland supremacist @clickdottrade

solana
Joined September 2021
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obligatory doom post everything is getting hacked, we're losing money, there's spies everywhere, marriage as a sacrament is broken, your coins are not safe, your favorite influencer is dumping on you
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best part about AI now is measuring work in how many prompts instead of how many days or hours of coding "yeah i can add this feature in about 3 prompts its easy"
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This is why prop AMMs exist
BREAKING: Anthropic insider claims that they have an internal finding that Uniswap AMM math doesn't work for LPs. Source says, "it's a losers game."
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firefox users are the most oppressed class of people
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come on phantom you can handle firefox
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the final evolution of the rust dev has a multiple tb disk just for build directories
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bull market poasting in effect
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When I tell the AI to get rid of the em dashes it always guilt trips me on it "Removing the em dashes would ruin the sentence structure and the flow but it's your funeral I will add a comma"
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Top blast szn
The scariest thing is to long new highs and momentum in Crypto and that's exactly why you're going to get paid on that trade over and over
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This is what the Indian religion is, because this is what the Indian soul is. This is what is inside the heart of every indian. If you meet an indian, that Indian probably has rubbed piss and shit on itself earlier that day. If your child has an Indian doctor, that doctor will probably rub piss and shit on your child. Indians are piss-drinkers, shit-eaters, filth lovers. Filthy on the outside, filthy on the inside, extremely stupid, and all of them are lying scammers. They will tell you they are educated, but they actually bought fake degrees for $300 at the Indian version of 7-eleven. They will tell you they are successful, but they really are living on welfare that you pay for. Truly a deeply disgusting people that we do not need to have any kind of relationship with.
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Most Solana decoders stop at the typed struct. I am open sourcing the layer above. The instruction building, quoting, and in memory caching along with N-1 state replayability Check it out, contributions welcome Only pumpfun and pumpswap are complete currently
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just got reminded of canto and suddenly i remember being in the 2022 bear market
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new york getting a glimpse of what a florida nationalist experiences every tuesday
NYC sky turns blood red at 250th anniversary celebration in 'bad omen'
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there's an interesting latent correlation between high level crypto traders and dev and ray peat and its fascinating
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Decided to open source my autonomous AI orchestrator I made the agents spawn on a loop, reference a kanban board, and operate in a hierarchy like an italian mob. Every agent has a thin spec'd job Be advised this is a great way to burn credits. So every request is tracked in SQL
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Fable may be accelerating the permanent underclass while crypto and SPY breach on extreme fear but atleast I can watch europeans marvel at american culture
Why did no one tell me ranch sauce is like crack? EUROPE WE NEED RANCH ASAP
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vouch Newsy Johnson
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