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Honest Startups

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A revolutionary new platform that helps make gold out of puppies and cats, thereby helping the world get one step closer to world peace. TL:DR Honest Startups

Joined June 2014
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It's okay @BBCNews @WHO I'm just a social red meat eater nitter.gq/BBCNews/status/6584702…
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@BBCNews26 Oct 2015
World Heath Organization to publish report on possible health risks of processed meats bbc.in/1O1OKOE
Processed meats do cause cancer - WHO

Processed meats do cause cancer - WHO

Processed meats - such as bacon and ham - do cause cancer, according to the World Health Organization.

bbc.co.uk
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Turns out "Praying" isn't the right answer when a #VC asks you how you'll scale your #startup #FML
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Osama Sidat@SammSid13 Jul 2014
Got @foursquare? Check out esplor.io! esplor.io/trips/k8g96my2j4vn… It's a neat way to view photos and social activity across a map!
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A friend much more talented than I am created a #startup that maps out #travels for #foursquare users. foursquare.esplor.io/ Job please!
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#Linkedin, a SFW version of facebook you can use in the office without getting shouted at. #Honest #Startups
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Ever get that feeling that you luck is turning, that your #startup will succeed, that you won? Tell me how it feels, cause I never had none!
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As a rule of thumb, #tipsfornewborns should be around 10% of the total bill.
Hire me as a #startup consultant and I guarantee that your money will be well spent on blackjack and hookers. Also, whiskey....
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Brazil just started a #startup #incubator focusing on memory wiping technology. Might have some something to do with #BrazilvsGermany!
After #BrazilvsGermany, Netherlands and Argentina will be scoring own goals to avoid the Germans!
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For #startup people: Germany did to Brazil, what @Uber did to taxi drivers. #BrazilvsGermany
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Every now and then, something happens that makes me feel a little bit better about my #startups lack of success. Damn son! #BrazilvsGermany
Ouch #BrazilvsGermany Would feel bad saying anything else :(
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Roy Azoulay@rozoulay4 Jul 2014
I've slightly revised this day-in-the-life-of-an-entrepreneur\corporate to make it more accurate...
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Replying to @dmitryperelman
Thanks @vipnextik You should see my #startup's finances....will make you laugh even harder! :p
Replying to @Debbiedebs888
Most welcome @trifecta_coach So far my #startup motivational coach is good cheese. If it ever isn't enough, will get in touch.
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Bruce Lee movie marathon in hopes that it will improve my #startup work productivity. Be water, my friend..
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Client: Buy us 10K twitter followers! Me: But those bots won't add value. Client: No problem, we just want to look like a big #startup! fml
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Hi! @annetteleonhard Do you have any interesting #HonestStartups stories from the perspective of #FemaleFounders ? If so, do share :D
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#SingleBecause of my dedication to my #startups......or it might have something to do with my horrible personality #shit
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