One of the best 30 bars on Earth accord. to Condé Nast Travel Magazine & one of the best bar in America in 2019 by GQ Magazine.
Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2011
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Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
We NOKO will be suing inferior imperialist writers @gruber and @SpikeEskin for altering the lyrics of the most cherished NOKO song, “Pyongyang’s Road” to Shanghai Road for the Chinese market. This aggression will not stand!🤬 – at Philadelphia, PA
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
Once again, @phillymag and @foobooz have annoyed us by featuring our establishment,
@hopsinglaundry ,
in its "Best of Philly" list for the record-breaking fourth time 😩
P.S all libations are only $10 on Thursday and no hate mail please, @grubber @SpikeEskin and @CraigLaBan 😰 – at Philadelphia, PA
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
Thank youse @FIFAWorldCup for trying to “set up” a “Falkland War semifinal” bet. @England and @afa. Obviously it’s more exciting so I have no issues with youse people robbing the Norwegians 🙄
Also a big thank to referee @gruber and whoever took his contact lenses 🫡
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
How are we supposed to celebrate Dear Leader’s birthday NoKo-style if Hop Sing has no power?
Hi @PECOconnect ,
Our establishment is closed since last Thursday cuz we haven’t got full power and we’ve been calling for 4 days and no one has responded! Is this normal? 😰
#philadelphia #philly
Hi @PECOconnect ,
Our establishment is closed since last Thursday cuz we haven’t got full power and we’ve been calling for 4 days and no one has responded! Is this normal? 😰
#philadelphia #philly
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
I love you @shakeshack but every time I order a SmokeShack is like a crapshoot 🤷♂️
Last week it was deliciously juicy & today is like chewing on a piece of cardboard. The inconsistency is too frequent😰 PS: your chicken sandwich❤️ is the hill I’ll die on over that @ChickfilA 🤣
Please send all hate mail to @Merchandise7X and our establishment will be known as ‘@gruber & @SpikeEskin Watering Hole’ starting today. Thank youse all🙌
phillymag.com/foobooz/2025/0…
All hate mail should be sent to @Merchandise7X please as our establishment has nothing to do with this “self-bankruptcy” idea 🤦♂️ – at Philadelphia, PA
No hate mail for @hopsinglaundry pleaseee, @CraigLaBan @gruber @SpikeEskin @foobooz @MetroPhilly and @phillyinsider 🫣🤷♂️😰
No extra charge for these “special individuals” because we careeeee!🙌 – at Philadelphia, PA
Yes, ‘The World’s Greatest North Korean Cocktail Bar’ @hopsinglaundry is now equipped to serve the likes of @CraigLaBan, @foobooz, @SpikeEskin, @gruber and @phillyinsider.
All responses are welcome but no hate mail pleaseee! 🥺
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
The “incredibly stupid” @emilyshebanek 🤣🤣🤣
FYI: those 3 guests that were leaving are also from NYC and they thought I did the right thing by not serving you any more booze 🤷♂️
Our establishment would like to wish @phillyinsider a “happy retirement” in Cheyenne River Reservation in South Dakota. So long #deepthroat 👋 😘 – at Philadelphia, PA
What’s with all the reporters & writers from
@phillyinquirer and taking pix at @hopsinglaundry? I can't even put @phillyinsider on our banned list because the FBI and US Marshals have placed him in the witness protection program right after this selfie was taken 🤔🤷♂️🤨
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
A lawsuit has been filed against @PhillyInquirer and @CraigLaBan on behalf of @hopsinglaundry.
We NoKo will not stand by while these inferior imperialists knowingly violated the agreement of 1954 Geneva Conference.
My attorneys will be presenting testimony from @phillyinsider 🙌
Hop Sing Laundromat retweeted
I promise to stop responding to stupid questions. My sincere apologies to both @SpikeEskin and @gruber 🥺
This sounded like a “2 bells” issue to us. Just thinking out loud so no hate mail for our establishment pleaseee, @CraigLaBan 🥺 – at Philadelphia, PA
Hi @CraigLaBan, as an avid bike rider and a fan of ‘naked lunch’, what’s your ‘deep thoughts’ on this issue, sir?
