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Joined August 2021
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One of Susie Wiles’ big things was that the public doesn’t see much of Don Jr. (or Eric or Ivanka), so I guess we should get ready for more of them.
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I’m woke in that I believe there are more than two genders. But I’m conservative in that I believe the number of genders is not infinite.
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A fun thing to do is to stagger down the main drag of a little town shouting, What year is it?! What year is it?!
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This is what Brewers fans hear on local radio broadcasts.
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No one on earth has to do this with their dick. He positions it so people can see it. He’s essentially exposing himself and people are okay with it for some reason.
Actor Jon Hamm while carrying an iced drink in Los Angeles, California.
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I’m starting to think online Brewer fans all have autism and can’t pick up on the meaning of what anyone is saying. Even this offended them.
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I think everyone anywhere would agree that the fans of my favorite team’s biggest rivals are by far the worst.
Who's the most annoying fan base in sports? Not the worst team. The fans who act like they've won it all every year even when they haven't. Any sport, any league.
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If you say that this World Series has been boring (objectively true), you will get swarmed by angry, aggressive Brewers fans. Telling them that their team is crazy dominant enrages them for some reason.
Was the 2025 World Series more entertaining? 🤔⚾
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Avoidant attachment epidemic.
My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
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My high school girlfriend. (When I was also in high school, to be clear.)
the meanest bitch in 2005 was pulling up in this and a 1996 Pontiac grand am
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Jeter couldn’t possibly have less charisma and A-Rod isn’t much better. And they’re obviously not friends. Their insight is mediocre. I wonder if David Ortiz might be better if he had any help around him - at least enough to get to Shaq-level. It’s brutal.
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Papi: Lez go, baby! Lez go, mayng! Mah dawg! Jeter and A-Rod: 😐😐
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Scary how many people in the replies don’t immediately recognize this as a lie.
Sequoia partner Doug Leone reveals he got a root canal with no Novocaine to see if he was really a badass "I had to get a root canal. And I had to go to a meeting right after that. I told the dentist, drill without any Novocaine.” “My whole life, I wanted to see if I was a badass or not. Am I a fake badass that has this envelope nobody could tell, or am I really a badass on the inside?" "He drilled and I jumped. And I told the dentist, I won't move again. And I didn't move again. I used the trick of thinking what it must be like to go to war and lose an arm or two legs. That's pain with consequences. Mine was pain with no consequences." “It’s just nerve endings from there to my brain to my spine, f*ck it I’m not moving.” "I had to go home and change my shirt because I was a puddle of sweat. But I didn't move. And so I love fear. It does wonders for me."
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Thoughts on this guy?
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Lived here my whole life. Never known a single person with veneers. They are not that popular here.
LA is such a crazy place, you gotta wake up one weekend and pretend you don’t notice your friend got the Big Teeth.
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Holden Caulfield hated everyone. He thought they were all larpers.
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Lol okay “Shocking study shows link between shopping at Piggly-Wiggly and believing Joe Biden is a demonic shapeshifter.”
'Shocking' study shows link between transgender ideology and left-wing violence trib.al/PaeT57j
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Margaret Cho
With Dolly Parton dead, who is now the most universally beloved woman in America? Is there one? Nobody really cares about like, Oprah, Julia Roberts, or Jennifer Aniston anymore.
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There are colleges all throughout the country. Southern sorority girls stick out as particularly “hot” because everyone else in the region looks like absolute dogshit. They’re the only people in the region without open sores.
Another sorority rush video to drive the libs crazy 🤪
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is a re-upload of a TikTok mashup originally posted by the University of Missouri Delta Gamma chapter The audio in this post has been replaced from the original TikTok version. Swapping the audio on viral content is a common technique used to increase engagement. tiktok.com/@mizzoudeltaga…
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Nick Mullen is the Syd Barrett of Cumtown.
people who listened to cumtown talk about nick mullen like he is van gogh
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