American Horror Story: Roanoke premiered on this day in 2016.

Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.

Oh fuck

Michael Cimino and Brandon Perea together for 'Motor Mouths' i need to be passed between them like a blunt

When this whole season is just a movie from Mr. Phibes that Satan let him film and he’s an AHS obsessed old gay that mimics Ryan. We find out he used ChatGPT for the script at the end.

Hudson Williams and Noah Reid play good pals Henry and Charlie in ‘YAGA’

New inside look at Paul Anthony Kelly’s transformation into Young Nas for “American Horror Story: 13.” #AHS13

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⁠#ahs13 the biggest explanation about satanic bloodline: judy martin, fiona goode, constance langdon. fiona was adopted and she didn’t know it, can you all use your brains maybe? you think she just got thrown to the street as a baby and all of a sudden she became the supreme? without a mother to teach her?⁠ we literally just found out yesterday that fiona was born in briarcliff, just like constance. pepper handed newborn fiona over to the academy, constance was sold to a married couple in virginia, and nothing prevents that jewelry from being right next to baby fiona in the cradle or towel.⁠ remember fiona gave that jewelry to cordelia in coven, saying this belonged to her mother, and since she knew zero facts about her biological parents, she was obviously adopted. it doesn’t even mean the jewelry originally belonged to judy anyway.⁠ fiona was raised at robichaux academy from infancy, and to avoid traumatizing a growing child, regular witches and warlocks stepped up to be her foster parents.⁠ let’s not pretend like we know every single microscopic detail of fiona’s and constance’s childhood and past... we literally don’t have an exact chronology of events after their birth in briarcliff. the sequence gets lost right after, and even 10 years from now we could still learn new details about both of their biographies.⁠ and another thing, y’all seem to forget that fiona and constance are satan’s daughters... they carry angelic/demonic/satanic blood, which means they could easily age and grow at an abnormal speed, literally just like michael and the demonic entities in delicate.⁠ and for anyone who’s still confused about judy having syphilis and supposedly not being able to have kids, remember what myrtle herself said (the one who literally dropped this whole family secret)... she said the devil got his way in the end. he doesn’t care if judy is sick, he’s literally a supernatural entity with powers and magic. impregnating someone or curing human illnesses is nothing to him, he can literally create diseases himself. it’s literally the devil.⁠ saying that none of this makes sense is honestly sickening at this point. if you’re actually engaged in detailed viewing, what’s stopping you from headcanoning something like this when IT DOESN’T BREAK CANON, it literally doesn’t, canon simply doesn’t exist anymore (just like fiona’s and constance’s entire backstories)⁠

rogue and ryan randomly serving and we're only 2 episodes in okay then

New episodes of @AHSFX are out now. One episode left :) #AHS13