hbo perry mason you will always be famous || co-host of @authorizedpod || she/sir

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
you see some truly strange driving when it rains in LA
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YCSE: loved it, extraordinary piece of art, and it made me v sad when for the first 40 minutes or so my audience laughed at the mere existence of nathan fielder
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matt not sharing his umbrella was the absolute last straw i fear
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if You Can See Everything is anything like the Nathan for You episode ‘Finding Frances’ I’m gonna uh explode i think
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Hannah Blechman retweeted
Very cool to be like you know what, that was a good name I put in that chapter. Too good to go to waste. I’m going to make him the Saddest Boy in the World.
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God i fucking hate this mess we're in. Luckily Digger Rockwell is here to dig us out
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prints from @mattys_marbles!!! i love them!! thank you sooo much for the extra print 💕absolutely obsessed with all your work 💕
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pretty shocking that going to the dentist still means some guy scrapes at your teeth with a metal hook and it costs $300
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FYI the new fast & furious ride at universal is the best coaster i’ve ever ridden
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this clip makes me wanna hurt myself and others
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nicky nicky nine doors the song of the summer in my heart
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met my hero 👍🏻 would recommend 👍🏻
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matt johnson in the cash cab going “we don’t need the money we’re all loaded” and then correcting the host about the history of cuba…. he’s the coolest guy in the world
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i think i should’ve been allowed to go to this pre opening for the Lucas Museum (have been praising the concept and talking about it with excitement nonstop for five years) but whatever
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i would hold wile e coyote in my arms like a baby and kiss his head
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Hannah Blechman retweeted
always play this like 10 times when it shows up on my tl
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might fuck around and only listen to the spider-man 2 soundtrack for the rest of the week
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jay mccarrol is one of the hottest guys i’ve ever seen if you really think about it
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wile e. coyote is my best friend and i want him to get everything he wants
❤️ this post to join Coyote's cause and get updates on Coyote vs. ACME, only in theaters August 28
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chris nolan couldn’t direct a good moby-dick because he wouldn’t make it gay enough send tweet
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