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This is a medical doctor from Northern Nigeria. When people tell you that, if Nigeria were to divide, they’d rather live in the South, you think it’s a joke. Now imagine how an average Northerner without education thinks. Logically, ba sai da rai za a bi tauhidin ba? Haba mana.
Saidai in we are trying to be woke, But wallahi illar da masussuka ke wa addinin musulunci a arewa, tafi wanda insecurity ke yi hadari. Wannan ba ma bambamcin aqeeda bane. Saidai in baka sauraron lakcocinsa. Allah dai ya sa mu dace.
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Give us this day the whole bakery 🙏
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when i need something i keep shame and pride and pursue it with all my heart i dont care man
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Bandits are currently in Millenium city with their bikes and guns shooting and kidnapping people as I’m tweeting and no any security agent is on sight.
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Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un💔 KADUNA IS NOT SAFE! Millennium City is within Kaduna metropolis, not on the outskirts. What we used to hear about happening in distant villages is now happening right here in our city. People should not have to live in constant fear, wondering where the next attack will happen. We call on the Kaduna State Government and the relevant security agencies to act urgently and decisively. We need more than statements and promises; we need visible security measures, swift intervention, effective intelligence gathering, and concrete action to protect lives and prevent further attacks. Our lives matter. Our communities deserve protection. We cannot continue to live like this! The government must take responsibility and do everything within its power to restore peace and security in Kaduna. May Allah protect our communities, bring everyone in captivity back home safely, and comfort the families living in fear and uncertainty. Ameen🤲💔 #prayformilleniumcity #bringjamilahome Cc: AGG Multimedia services
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Day 1 of promoting MY app, BookChatAPP! ❤️ I built this for readers & authors, and I dream of making it the world’s largest book community. 🌍📚 bookchatapp.app Browser-only for now. Please like, comment & share. Help me bring this dream to life! 🫶🏽
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Having people around you who are mindful of salah when you’re out is a real blessing. “Let’s go after Asr” “Let’s do it before Dhuhr” “Maghrib soon, let’s head home” May Allah surround us with people like this
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October dump?
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• Filled pauses (e.g., um, uh)? ❌ • Hesitation markers? ❌ • Discourse markers? ❌ • Vocal disfluencies? ❌ • Crutch words? ❌ • Pause fillers? ❌ • Dummy words? ❌ • Verbal clutter? ❌ None whatsoever. Impressive!
Oratory skill peaked here, no paper or anything. Just an artist painting his art.
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I watched this unhealthy number of times. No paper, no powerpoint, just an artist painting his art. The background sound >>>
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Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Balewa wrote Shaihu Umar; the protagonist, recounts his events in his life's history. Events and themes in the novel deal with the trans-Saharan slave trade, familial relationships and Islamic themes of submission to the will of God.
Oratory skill peaked here, no paper or anything. Just an artist painting his art.
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BREAKING: Mallam Nasir El-Rufai’s blood sample tested positive for Enterococcus faecium, a bacterium that can cause serious infections. The laboratory report, dated Oct 16, also indicates that the bacterium is resistant to vancomycin, with concerns about a possible bloodstream infection. On October 22, El-Rufai’s doctor recommended urgent hospital admission, treatment and specialist consultation, warning that the proposed antibiotics might not adequately treat the infection. Yet, those holding him appear more concerned about keeping him behind bars than ensuring he receives appropriate medical care. When urgent medical recommendations are not prioritised, questions about deliberate neglect become unavoidable, because even convicted bandits are taken to the hospital when the need arises. What exactly do they want? From denying Mallam Nasir El-Rufai access to his doctor to now refusing to follow medical recommendations, recommendations that even their own doctors agree with. If you saw Mallam’s picture yesterday, you could tell the man is sick. He is only trying to be strong despite everything he is going through. What exactly do you want from this man?
I don't know if it's just me but Mallam looks different in the pictures I saw today......... And I am really worried!
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Ku fa saboda tsabar daqiqanci PR din ma da kuka saka gaba babu wata hikima a cikin counter argument dinku sai shirme da dogon write up, masu baku PR din ne ma suma duk basusan me sukeyi ba
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Lodging your self na therapy , I recommend
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You people fail to grasp something fundamental. The killing of this scholar, whatever narratives that may be spun, was a direct result of insecurity. His killers, like those who have murdered other scholars, are indifferent to your sect. All they want is your life, YOUR LIFE.
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All it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.
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That guy bin wan scam us oo😂😂
“I will dedicate it to Africa”
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I SAID THIS, MBOOBIES WILL NEVER WIN THSI AWARD INSHA Allah, someone that is selfish and doesn’t fight for the team doesn deserve this award. he should keep racking the golden boots.
even if everyone will this award mbappe no go win am, he doesn’t deserve it.
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