It’s a looong story 📍 Dad, Architect and Builder 🏡🔨 (Executive Director, VDC Worldwide ) #RetiredBaller ⚽️ #Coleworld +61,+101 +234 +231 +49
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MPA CHINEDU retweeted
At the time of this tweet, GEJ was just 3months into the government as elected president 😊😊
I didn't vote for GEJ and I campaigned against him. He has no idea wat to do wid over 150million people. #GodHelpNigeria
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
These two niggas are truly their daddy’s sons lmao
T.I.’s son, King Harris tries to convince Domani to go 50/50 on building a house together, but immediately tells him to put the loan entirely in Domani's name 💀🤣😭
"I can put my Pokémon, action figures, Godzilla and all that good stuff right there.
Maybe a gun or two... You got to have a gun compartment."
"When I do things with you, it's a little lopsided... Is it going to be 50-50 or you going to try to 70-40 this shit, I mean
70-30”
"I would want it to be 50-50... We can get the loan through your name though”
"We can get a construction loan and put down 5%... and I'm ready to pay the 2.5 out of the 5%”
"2.5 million?"
"No, no, nigga. Out of 5%, how split 5% in half? 2.50”
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
Let me tell you something that just happened in Nigeria.
A journalist exposed a current SSA to Tinubu, Adejoke Orelope-Adefulire for diverting money meant for Nigerian children classrooms.
The SSA instead of clearing the air, went to court under the guise of a government NGO. She said the report put her in “fear of death.”
How do you pay money for children classrooms to a restaurant account? @Adejoke_O_A
Guess who the court ordered to be thrown in Jail till December to decide bail for “cybercrime”? This is after he was kidnapped by the police for 10 days in 2024.
You guessed right. The journalist.
This is the SSA below. Excuse me ma. You are 67 years old. Don’t you think money for classrooms being misappropriated robs the future generation?
Politics has sustained you for half your lifetime. From commissioner to deputy governor to SSA. When will you allow it to sustain the future generation?
Arrest me too @Adejoke_O_A but you must explain how money meant for classrooms was paid into a restaurant account. Use your United Action for Change NGO.
#Journalismisnotacrime #FreeDanielOjukwu
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
That night, the tiki-taka era ended, and the power midfield era began.
23 April 2013. Allianz Arena. Bayern vs Barcelona, Champions League semi-final first leg.
Schweinsteiger No.31 with his back to camera. It looks quiet. It was the calm before Bayern broke Barcelona.
On one side, prime Xavi and Iniesta. The masters of tiki-taka, World Cup and Euro winners with Spain, who controlled games by passing teams to death.
On the other side, a different breed. Schweinsteiger and Javi Martinez. Not artists, warriors. Big, physical midfielders whose first job was to destroy.
Jupp Heynckes did not try to out-pass Barcelona. He told his double pivot to stay tight, stay central, and mark man-to-man.
Schweinsteiger fronted Messi and denied him easy balls. Martinez hunted Iniesta and barely gave him time to turn. Muller and Gomez pressed Busquets, the link man. He touched the ball 57 times that night, down from 93 in the 4-0 win over Milan earlier that season.
Xavi and Iniesta still kept the ball, but they were forced deep, passing sideways and backwards to Pique and Bartra. Barcelona had 66% possession, but Bayern had 15 shots to their 4.
Then Bayern punished them with power. Muller header from a corner, Gomez, Robben after a Schweinsteiger drive, Muller again. 4-0.
The second leg was worse. 1 May, Camp Nou. Messi did not even start, he stayed on the bench for 90 minutes. Bayern won 3-0 again. Xavi and Iniesta were taken off early, the tie already lost.
7-0 on aggregate. The biggest semi-final win in Champions League history.
Xavi and Iniesta played chess. Schweinsteiger and Martinez flipped the board.
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
I hope one day, in the future. This country will treat the sign on the person’s cap like the Germans treat the swastika
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
🤷♂️ The whole Chelsea squad wanted his shirt. Who can blame them?
You can get yours for 20% off: shorturl.at/rKwOn 🛍️
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
Shakespeare makes us to understand that ambition should be made of sterner stuff.
Ogene takes Umahi to cleaner again.
MPA CHINEDU retweeted
Tasmania’s notorious ‘Neil The Seal’ is back on land & wreaking havoc 🦭
[via/ X @jonzzy ]
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The attached video is from July 2026, not November as the post implies. There is no evidence that Neil has returned to Tasmania since he left in July 11th.
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