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Vigilant Bed Inspector.

Hometown.
Joined June 2026
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I have been using coils and wires to craft a catapult that will send awkward messages to everybody at school under different aliases.
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Fuck. My teacher picked up the one I made for Catti. I'm so fucked.
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Temmie found the bag of fragrant colognes I keep hidden incase I need to gas the classroom. I'm so mad. I'm going to ask Berdly if he wants to hang out today and not show up.
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I want you to rip the future out of my eyes and take it for yourself. Can you do that?
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Now, I don’t know for sure what your plan is, but whatever it may be, time’s about to be up. If you have some kind of conditional ability, use it. I want to see your courage. I want to see you let go of all of this doubt and apprehension.
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To set up this attack, I used a new card, “He Who Saw The Depths”. Using one of its abilities, I was able to see a few seconds into the future and pinpoint your location. I don’t like it that much—I prefer being surprised, really—but that’s what I did.
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Good, you did it. Here’s what I was talking about:
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Hey… HEY! This last part won’t work unless you’re completely here for this, so steel yourself.
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…but that damage’s no joke. Not like anything else I threw before. Besides, who needs just one lousy arm?
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Sure, I’ll incur a little bit of damage myself…
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No… I’m talking about the primary ability of “Save Them, My Hero!”
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I have’t showed you this yet, right? And I’m not talking about my combining of physical bonuses.
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It’s enough time for me to take a peek with this card’s ability.
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Combining both a full body application of “Save Them, My Hero” along with the buffs I received from using “Big Bron”, I can reach a high enough speed to get momentarily out of sight.
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But, even with that in mind, it’s actually still difficult for me to get out of this situation cleanly without using a card. I’ll need to create an opportunity to use one, safely.
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