audio video disco

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2014
Who's On First is one of the earliest jokes i remember making an impression on me, when someone did the skit in my elementary school's talent show. i think it was the first time i was exposed to wordplay more involved than "orange you glad i didn't say banana" and i was transfixed by it, what is this funny little word magic and where can i get more of it
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of course, it is not all that sophisticated in the grand scheme of things, but that just goes to show you how starved i was for people doing interesting things with words
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my bf says I'm such a free thinker my mind is unconstrained even by the bounds of reality
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my most millennial trait is i actually enjoy twee mischievous animal or magical creature comparisons
I made a collage from local dating app profiles. needless to say I don’t fuck with this vibe
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i think what was actually happening during the Who's On First scene was that she simply wasn't paying attention, because a man was making her watch a youtube video
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hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in the bay retweeted
in an incident inside a barbershop this morning, a young man's hair was tragically cut short
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god forbid a woman in stem have to use the normie translator
Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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these mathematicians aren't playing the medium game. after agi we'll all be able to be mathematicians pursuing intellectual actualization while on ubi
Science is not some hobby that serves the self actualization of people in a publicly sponsored job placement program. It is the systematic search for truth.
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hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in the bay retweeted
Middle English had a slur for people who had a cold
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just looked up the aesop hand soaps I've been seeing around everywhere and theyre like 50 dollars wth. why is everybody buying this
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you've heard of wire mother, now consider: wire wife
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as i kid i thought that locust plagues and leprosy were going to be more prominent issues in my life
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incredible. you thought maybe they're good cuz they're homeless. but actually they're bad cuz theyre men
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has anyone seen a truly beautiful and functional timeline display on the web please link if so
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hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in the bay retweeted
Good god
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new york next. what are we lobsterbacks
BREAKING: President Trump calls for New Mexico to immediately be renamed to “New America.”
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did you guys know that the big bell tower at berkeley is used to store hundreds of thousands of fossils, mostly ice age mammals from the la brea tar pits. amazing necromantic wizard tower potential. he's building a giant mammal army, they're going to be set loose on campus
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hyper(bolic) disco(unting) girl in the bay retweeted
my toddler has started saying "no money no ideas." we have no clue where she learned this from we are trying to teach her to say "big money big ideas" instead...
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i am looking to join a low-velocity team that knows when to stop interating. i would relish the opportunity to work on problems that have already been solved, at a place with a compelling vision of the status quo. if you're building something nice-to-have, let's connect
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