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Saturday at the Jack. Under the lights. Halloween Night. Get your gear for the game. Free expedited shipping this week only at GLDNGolf.com!
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🌪️Big Announcement🌪️ Introducing Weather Rewards!
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The ISU vs WVU 2026 Riot Bowl for no reason at all
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Matt Campbell at halftime hearing that he will be tarred and feathered by the fans upon arrival
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Jimmy Rogers just showcased what he does in his free time. Here’s his Minecraft build of JTS. Color it Cardinal looking amazing in it!!
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Antonio Brown subplot vs Mike Tomlin subplot
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Alright let’s get this ball rolling. Let’s color this app #Red’d. #ColorItCardinal’d
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Looking good!
Cy-Hawk trophy back in Iowa City.
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Can we officially name the tunnel the players come out as the “Wind Tunnel”? @CycloneFB @CycloneAlley @CycloneATH
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Iowa State in 2 Games has attempted 36 passes For perspective the last time Iowa State averaged 18 pass attempts a game was 1994………….they went 0-10 Tyler Rohl HAS to call more passing plays
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Kansas QB for no reason at all
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Reports coming in that Florida State will be renaming Doak Stadium to Dark Stadium after today’s events
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I see the power guys also took a Labor Day off
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I’m fucking sorry WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!?!
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Odds we see a beer can thrown at this twink Saturday aren’t zero
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Iowas QB issues would be solved if they picked up one of these accurate dudes
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Your finest fucking pardon? Didn’t know SEMO was short for SEMON😭
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Beautiful thing about losing everything…………………Is that you have nothing to lose and everything to gain (Videos: @CycloneFB, Edit: @HyperISU)
SEMO vs Indiana State Week 0 Mini-Movie Ames, Iowa is NOT ready for the Redhawks speed and physicality on Saturday. #BrickByBrick
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🌪️A very very special announcement🌪️
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MANDATORY CEASE FIRE
We’re thinking about starting our Fall trip on Sep 12th so we can still experience some games with summer weather. We want to start somewhere in the north and have picked out these three games: Oklahoma @ Michigan Rice @ Notre Dame Iowa State @ Iowa What’s the best choice here?
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