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coque-monsieur

@hyperrealbf

not a chance in heaven 🇺🇸

 Texas, USA
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Joined January 2019
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you could kiss a hundred boys in bars (no one is stopping you)
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pca (@yonimitchellegg) profile picturepca@yonimitchelleggNov 4
we’re gonna get blexas
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whatever you say cute midterm coverage boy
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austin tx straight up had Cobrah booked at a brewery
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yearner herzog@girlforpunchingNov 1
sometimes i see a gay guy and im like, not right now
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happy halloween
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I wanna see a witch. a vampire. maybe a sexy minion
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enough
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what do you mean you’re the whore mirror from black swan
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you do anything to keep me envious
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I live in austin and I’m single btw
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deleted an entire bag of halloween reese’s peanut butter cups today as if under some kind of trance
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Daniel Lefferts@daniel_leffertsOct 27
I’m at the Miami Fontainebleau with Flávio Bolsonaro right now. He’s really upset. But we’re gonna put on our tank tops and go to Twist
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straight guys love lifting their arms and stretching and showing off their armpits like little sluts
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waited too long to go on gay guy euro tour vacation and now it’s all being destroyed damn
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tyler selling his account to a brain dead stan twitter gay
tyler woodward (@tyler02020202) profile picturetyler woodward
@tyler02020202Oct 19
she looks like a real life barbie doll
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it hits 68° in austin and the gays start moving like it’s winnipeg
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a real 2000s beauty in a black flip flop iktr
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oh would you look at that, time to be psychically tortured by a boy right on schedule
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Kyle B. Jones@0hSleeprOct 17
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type a choreo I be hitting when I have too much coffee and I’m vacuuming
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Tate McRae has released her new single ‘Housewife.’
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I mean that’s hottest thing ever
Mr_Fireside 🔥 (@Mr_Fireside) profile pictureMr_Fireside 🔥
@Mr_FiresideOct 12
Gavin Rossdale from Bush is high as f*ck on molly playing Glycerine at Woodstock 1999.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Gavin Rossdale has only publicly mentioned smoking large amounts of marijuana around Woodstock 1999 and has never claimed to be on molly (or any specific drug) during Bush's Glycerine performance there. alternativenation.net/gavin-rossdale… youtube.com/watch?v=uBRM9b… youtube.com/watch?v=X6YEQV…
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