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Tweets range from snarky one-liners to thoughtful commentary. On the best days, the same tweet serves for both.

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Joined August 2012
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It'd be a REAL shame if this photo was plastered EVERYWHERE.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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I guess we're watching "allas" at "Philelphia" because there is no D to be seen anywhere. #NFL
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Pittsburgh averages 96 rush yards per game. They have 70 at the end of the first quarter.
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What is it with the 3rd quarter? Every single game.
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Well that red card (second yellow) was some major bullshot.
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Playing around with some tools to create a "trailer" for my Free Feline Foundation series. This one focuses on Aiko, whose time in captivity can only be described as "abuse". As a result, she is in no mind to settle for half-measures when it comes to freeing other catgirls. leapingcatcomics.com/trailer… This is all proof-of-concept. I'm in the market for a collaborating artist to actually bring this to life. If this style suits you and you want to learn more about the project, I'm looking for someone as committed to it as I am and not just someone looking for a quick commission.
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And while I'm at it... if I'm at my desk and I get a spam phone call that I hit "Block" on, I do not need TWO NOTIFICATIONS on my watch that I have a partial voicemail. Especially AFTER I've already deleted the voicemail following the first notification.
Seriously, @Apple, when a calendar appointment pops up on my Apple Watch and I tap "Dismiss", I ACTUALLY MEAN "DISMISS". Stop notifying me every couple of minutes thereafter.
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Seriously, @Apple, when a calendar appointment pops up on my Apple Watch and I tap "Dismiss", I ACTUALLY MEAN "DISMISS". Stop notifying me every couple of minutes thereafter.
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Should have used some of that loan money to have taken a math class.
So who else got an email from their student loan servicer essentially announcing that your govt is fucking you over for the next 25 years?
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1) "Let me get this straight..." 2) Proceeds to make a false statement 3) Turns off replies like a coward
So let me get this straight. Slotkin suggested we prosecute people who broke the law, and right-wingers freaked out, saying how wrong she is... but now they are saying, "pardon all Trump staffers." I am sorry you cannot have it both ways. ??????
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If you're going to remove fabricated polling data, you won't have an average. Public polling is fake and illegitimate across the board. nitter.gq/idolikespam/status/185…
Forecast and Polling Average Update: With the admission from “Wedgewood Polling” that their purported polls were in fact fabricated, we have removed 17 polls from our race-level polling lists and averages. As polling and averages are a component of our forecast model, we have rerun the model and all of our forecasts now reflect the removal of the fraudulent data. The removal of these polls has not changed the projected seat totals or chamber control probabilities in the Senate or House.
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Soft red for Yarmoliuk but he has no one to blame but himself.
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Can of Spam retweeted
Replying to @AnnieAgar
All four NFC East teams played this weekend. Two of them played each other. And somehow none of them won
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Should have been DPI there. Cal player back to the ball and hit the TE before the pass got there.
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Replying then blocking is a chickenshit move. BNut then, what do expect from someone who can 't actual defend their stupid posiiton?
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Now this is the way to start, Chelsea. Welcome back!
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I can't believe supposed fans still argue this. You go for 2 here. You make it, you're down 6 and are playing to win. Miss it and you can still tie with TD+2pc If you kick the PAT, you're playing to tie, not win. Play to win.
Why would you go for two down by eight? Cowboys fans were booing before they even lined up.
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They're not going to sleep with you. Except maybe Siraj.
A woefully incomplete list of people who inspire me and fight for justice in big and little ways all the time. @johnondrasik @bethanyshondark @karol @redsteeze @JanCBS @davidmdraiman @coachbrucepearl @jtLOL @AvivaKlompas @DeTahmineh @SirajAHashmi @RyanGirdusky @DavidMMcintosh @WassonWatch @PatriciaHeaton @BurtMaclin_FBI @JoelWBerry and lots of others, sorry to everyone I left out.
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Two signs to see if someone understands football analytics: 1) Why a player goes down instead of scoring late in a game 2) Why a team goes for a 2pt conversion after scoring to cut the lead to 8
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1) Once there are two minutes or less remaining and the tailing opposing team has no timeouts, a first down wins the game. There has NEVER been a lost fumble from "victory formation" in the NFL. 100% win rate.
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2) If you make the 2pt conversion, you now play for the win down by 6 instead of playing for a tie down by 7. If you fail the conversion, you can still tie with a TD plus 2pt conversion. Play to win, not to tie.
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