will never not love how jealous hans is of sam bc of the amount of time henry’s been spending with him and sam immediately clocking it every time
becoming a kcd account has been insane bc like every other post of mine pops off now and my notifs get blown up lmao
han retweeted
that time of year where some cunt is letting off fireworks every night of the goddamn week for some unknown reason
thinking about that one time tom said how can anyone play kcd and not realise that hansry was always the endgame. he knew what he was saying because what the hell is THIS line sir. can barely bring himself to say out loud that hans is getting married!! this medieval yaoi ffs
when istvan asks henry who he’s gonna sacrifice next in his nightmare after maleshov (if you don’t burn it down) and henry’s body is so close to hans’ 😀
love how psychotically obsessed my bestie is with our song that no matter where she is, she’ll ask for it to be played. she’s over her next door neighbour’s house rn and just sent me a video of it playing on her tv lmao
i should chuck a halloween film on but kcd2 has my brain consumed, so i’ll probs be playing this all day and night (standard)
i just had to reload nearly 2 hours of gameplay bc denes and benedict kept calling the guards on me 😀😀😀😀😀
lmaooooo i take it back. just had a trophy for listening to all of brother vojtech’s jokes. i love this game
henry listening to monk petromil telling him how paying indulgences to the church only reduces his time in purgatory and doesn’t save him from mortal sin while thinking whether he’ll get the chance to fuck hans before possibly dying in the battle of suchdol:
so uhhhh just went through his insta followings out of curiosity and i think i’ve dodged a massive bullet tbh bc i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he looked through my insta, saw i was bi and ran lol















