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Joined December 2010
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Worked on a little side project for people who spend their time looking at cars on Beforward, specifically the one’s who use their computers. Built an extension for chrome and Microsoft edge you can use to quickly calculate the cost of bringing a car to your doorstep.
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HOLY SHIT, JAMES TALARICO WAS IN THE SNL COLD OPEN!!! 🤯 THUNDEROUS applause! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
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BREAKING: Trump may have accidentally chosen the wrong Dana White for his White House Press Secretary offer. There is a woman named "Dana White" who is the former Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs, more commonly known as the Pentagon's chief spokesperson, from April 2017 to the end of 2018. She briefed the press from the Pentagon podium, and served as the principal media adviser and communications lead for the Secretary of Defense. She also was a Fox News publicist and worked at the conservative Heritage Foundation. She even started her career as a press secretary for the House Republican Conference. Someone at the White House likely recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC CEO Dana White, then went ahead and announced it on Truth Social thinking it's his UFC friend, and nobody around him was willing to correct him. Furthermore, Trump is actively searching for a new press secretary after Karoline Leavitt left and Katie Zacharia lasted five days, so names are being pitched to him right now. Per CNN, UFC's Dana White has declined the offer, and one aide now claims Trump was "joking."
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“Basic physics? Show the math buddy” >image of degree in aerospace engineering
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I didn’t take him for granted. I just find it bizarre that people had the audacity to criticise Mohamed Salah who had 380 G/A and a massive part of our success.
I took it for granted... How could I? #LFC
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I’m sorry but 65 players from the 21st century are not better than this guy
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: CANAL+, one of Europe's biggest television and sports broadcasting companies, has ranked the 100 greatest footballers of the 21st century! ✨
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Farming in Malawi runs purely on vibes, actually a miracle we even harvest anything half the time
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OMG, he said it! He fucking said it!
🤖 Made with AI
Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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Old people phones just spew AI slop and they are so content
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BREAKING: stock market CRASHES as claude releases model that scrolls reels and drinks redbull as it responds with "will do" to emails
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Sure bro, whatever you need
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Daughter of right-wing Paraguay president Santiago Peña, who just resigned over crashing the economy and stealing half the country's savings, posted this story of herself with a shirt saying "Tax the Poor." She goes to Columbia U btw, where tuition is 20x the average salary.
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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We must build more donut centers
BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Nope, still a cult leader. Same metric for Jim Jones
He is a pastor, by the way But sure, let’s just call him a cult leader. I’m sure if he were Muslim, the headline would’ve been very different.
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Vaxxed?
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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Dem Scott Colom flips Mississippi county named for KKK founder Nathan Bedford Forrest
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cyber truck destroyed on day 3 of woke 3.0
GOOD WILL WIN OVER EVIL
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On the third day of wokemas my true love gave to me
GOOD WILL WIN OVER EVIL
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I came from the mud, straight to the top Shooters outside double parked
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Added analytics to my app. Before: nobody was using it. Now: I can watch nobody use it in real time. Huge upgrade.
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