Comedian, Gamer (Xbox, PC, VR, Nintendo, iOS), Batman & Doctor Who fan. Formerly at Microsoft & EA. Fluent in memes. I'm @WrestlingMemes too. LIMP BIZKIT!

Gotham, NY
Joined May 2007
If I ever become a billionaire this is what I plan on doing with my money.
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Mitch Hedberg would have had the greatest Twitter account of all time.
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No one at Rolling Stone listens to rock music.
Rolling Stone Presents The 200 Greatest Rock Songs of the 21st Century So Far 🎸 #1 - Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Maps" "Unbelievable song, full of a lot of things that should not have made up for mainstream success."
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Look at how the shotgun blasts through the smoke. MW4 has the sauce.
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I love that they brought back Shipment but why not add it to the Hardcore playlists too?
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This generation will do anything except lower the cost of their fucking homes
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Harry makes some of the best music you can get from modern day artists but his music videos are the worst.
Harry Styles has released the “Coming Up Roses” music video.
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Replying to @TheDivisionGame
@TheDivisionGame franchise has now activated more than 50 million Agents! 🎉 Thank you all players for every mission completed, every Dark Zone encounter, and every moment you've shared with our community 🧡
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You can actually catch weapons mid air in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 👀 📽️ u/KillStreakKenny
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Can everybody please stop updating your terms of service?
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Touch controls are so shit still. Having to take your finger off the left stick to tap the item box, terrible way to play.
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One of the most celebrated Call of Duty games in its 24-year history, and now $40B in lifetime franchise revenue. An incredible milestone. Congrats to the Activision team. And to the players, thank you for being with us.
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Replying to @JezCorden
Thanks very much. It will support Xbox Play Anywhere, and it will launch all the platforms on the same day. If someone like it, just add it to your Steam wishlist.
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It's the very stupid "3/5 stars is good!" scale they have that puts them in their own little bubble that doesn't align with the actual industry's scale. 60s shut down studios. Five star systems work in movies but gaming uses a letter grade system so this happens
The fuck going on over there 🧐
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Send me your favorite Star Wars / Anakin edits; this is mine
Boomers love Star Wars cuz it’s democracy-slop Zoomers love Anakin cuz he’s a fascist incel
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Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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Japanese, European and indie developers are not experiencing the same issues as American developers. High development costs, ridiculous expectations and putting social issues into video games has really hurt them. Sports franchises are still doing well though.
I'm so tired of people saying gaming is dying. Western AAA gaming is dying. Everyone else is fine. Nintendo and Capcom are putting out heat consistently and indies couldn't be healthier
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This is literally just aimbot gameplay. Not even the fastest CS2 player has aim like this. If these guys were this good, They would already be doing Esports to make easy money.
back from a cod break
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Do I have to do this at a hotel? No. Hotels win again.
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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I’m loving Modern Warfare 4 but tell me why they mapped the report player and double xp buttons to the same input?
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The game is nearly 90GB. It’s over 120GB on the PS5 and Xbox. It doesn’t fit on physical media. Get over the performative outrage for reality.
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