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The incredible moment where Alex Jones is informed that his own lawyer accidentally sent a digital copy of his entire phone to the Sandy Hook parents' lawyer, thereby proving that he perjured himself.
h/t @Acyn
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John Dabiri and I acted as scientific consultants for @JordanPeele’s new movie!! It was truly an honor to be a part of and see my name in the credits! Everyone go watch @nopemovie! And stay tuned for some exciting bonus materials I’m still working on!
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Congratulations, @snake_flyer Jake Socha! vtx.vt.edu/articles/2021/09/…
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I’m no expert, but if I had to guess, I would say the ocean shouldn’t be on fire.
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Don’t miss the inaugural Engineering Mechanics Symposium at VT on 4/21! The keynote, “Engineering the firearm ecosystem,” by @PorfiriMaurizio of @NYUtandon couldn’t be more timely: beam.vt.edu/graduate/mechani… #VTWeRemember 🎗️
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Me, 2010 : I'm a little behind today.
Me, 2015: I'm a little behind this week.
Me, 2020: I'm a little behind this year.
Me, 2025 (estimate): Fortunately the Sun has swallowed the Earth so there's no more email.
Max Mikel-Stites retweeted
Picard levity tip: Before lifting your teacup off a small dish, give the command, "Prepare for saucer separation."
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Having one hinged hole on our faces that consumes other life-forms to power our bodies is a profoundly weird system.
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IT'S HERE!! 🏆🤠🤸♀️Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self - 1 Year Later youtu.be/fqlPsAAsZss via @YouTube
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Join us on January 30th from 3-5pm ET for our second #SICB2021 @SICB_DCB_DVM Social!! Different time, same place 🥳 Please R/T!
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If you're trying to keep track like me, those fired or resigned (last 72 hrs):
- Sec of Defense
- DoD chief of staff
- DoD undersecretary for intelligence
- DoD undersecretary for policy
- Deputy USAID chief
- Top climate scientist
-DOJ elections lawyer
All replaced w/ loyalists
Max Mikel-Stites retweeted
The successful applicant will be a self-starter, able to reconstruct all of twenty-first century technology using only materials found in nature, reproduce parthenogenetically, and raise their offspring with the same attributes. No salary, but a stand-out addition to any resumé.
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Me to any semblance of focus or productivity during the week of the election
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So! We can FINALLY announce that Archive 81 is being adapted as a Netflix show. This is... pretty exciting for us! variety.com/2020/tv/news/jam…
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Wear a mask wear a mask wear a mask wear a mask
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