I am a server.

WHEN YOU’RE SO IN THE WEEDS THAT YOU JUST DROP OFF THE DRINKS AND RUN AWAY BEFORE YOUR TABLE HAS A MOMENT... tmblr.co/ZX4vou265OJxw

WHEN THAT ONE SERVER IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY TIP THEY GOT HOURS AGO tmblr.co/ZX4vou259k-J1

WHEN I THINK I’M GETTING A TIP BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A JESUS PAMPHLET tmblr.co/ZX4vou259iN7l

WHEN I SUCK UP TO MY MANAGER BECAUSE I NEED TO GET CUT tmblr.co/ZX4vou24v0Kq2

WHEN YOU WORK A DOUBLE AND MAKE LESS THAN SOMEONE WHO ONLY WORKED DINNER tmblr.co/ZX4vou24uzgg2

WHEN YOU’RE IN THE WEEDS AND THE COKE COMES OUT CLEAR FROM THE FOUNTAIN MACHINE tmblr.co/ZX4vou24eYe1_

WHEN YOU’RE STARVING DURING YOUR DOUBLE AND GET YOUR HANDS ON WHATEVER FOOD YOU CAN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR... tmblr.co/ZX4vou23uZsok

WHEN IT’S SLOW AND YOU CAN’T STOP TALKING TO YOUR ONE TABLE OUT OF BOREDOM tmblr.co/ZX4vou23uZDyW

WHEN THAT COWORKER WHO NEVER PICKS UP YOUR SHIFT CALLS TO ASK TO PICK UP THEIRS tmblr.co/ZX4vou23uY-OU

WHEN PEOPLE ASK FOR PLASTIC SILVERWARE INSTEAD OF THE ALREADY PROVIDED METAL ONES ON THE TABLE tmblr.co/ZX4vou23ZgpOp

ME RUNNING BACK TO THE KITCHEN AFTER I HIT DON’T MAKE OR SEE SERVER tmblr.co/ZX4vou23ZgYM1

WHEN MY COWORKERS  ASK ME TO JUST SIGN THEM OUT WITHOUT CHECKING THEIR SIDEWORK CAUSE THEY DID IT ALREADY... tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N4Mjo

WHEN I TELL A TABLE I’LL MAKE SURE THE COFFEE IS FRESH BUT I JUST THROW WHATEVER IS IN THE POT INTO THE... tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N3rU3

WHEN I’M WAITING AROUND TO GET CHECKED OUT BECAUSE THE CLOSER SUDDENLY HAS A HUNDRED THINGS TO DO BEFORE... tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N3Qoo

THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO BE GLUTEN FREE tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N37s8

WHEN MY MANAGER IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CLOSE tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N2wNP

WHEN I’M ACTUALLY SICK AND CALL IN AND MY MANAGER SAYS THAT I STILL NEED TO COME IN BECAUSE WE’RE... tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N2gKS

WHEN MY WORK FRIEND DOESN’T SHOW UP FOR THEIR SHIFT tmblr.co/ZX4vou23N2Jr4

WHEN EVERYONE IS TALKING POST COLLEGE GOALS AND I’M JUST LIKE tmblr.co/ZX4vou231-2Jo

WHEN I GO OUT TO EAT AND GET HORRIBLE SERVICE tmblr.co/ZX4vou22x-SC8