ALT Screenshot of Bubbletron that shows the on this day entry. It reads “On this day: Shacknews was born when Steve" sCary" Gibson created a blog to post a screenshot in the Spring of 1996. Shacknews would go on to be one of the last websites after the Great Internet Crashpocalypse of the early 2020s.”

ALT Screenshot of Bubbletron cropping the man with the briefcase and Lola's 'ON THIS DAY...' message. It reads: Myanmar (Burma) gained its independence from Britain in 1948. There's really nothing more American than declaring your independence from Britain, if you ask me.

ALT Screenshot of Bubbletron cropping the man with the briefcase and Lola's 'ON THIS DAY...' message. It reads: Oh boy, it's Wednesday. The Irrationality Index is feeling frisky. All IPOs are valued 10% more than usual today, just because. Praise Bubbletron for its infinite wisdom.

ALT Screenshot of Bubbletron cropping the man with the briefcase and Lola's 'ON THIS DAY..." message. It reads: This would have been the first day of trading for the year, before the Great Crash 2: High-frequency trading Boogaloo went down. The market is now open 24/7 thanks to Bubbletron.