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Someone finished 15th, and they still let him keep his job. You think they're going to sack another fraud they appointed themselves??? INEOS don't care that much. 😭🤡 Just be prepared to have your mental health and love for this game tested and ruined all over again. Michael Carrick isn't HIM. 💔🙏🏻
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You will be treated better if you have the money, and for your safety, I hope you don’t mistake that for love
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United players have decided to turn things around in their Premier League game against Chelsea. The players agreed to beat Chelsea with a clean sheet to save Michael Carrick's job after a fruitful meeting this morning.
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At this point I really hope Manchester United gets Relegated if that's the only way we get away from this Evil blood sucking vampires we have got here as owners then am happy with this news Chelsea it's your turn to grab your three free points
🚨 Understand Michael Carrick will be given the opportunity to turn things around at Manchester United.
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The fact that he was out for two months that season because of a serious injury makes it even more ridiculous. He’s just not normal m, ffs.
How did we act like this was normal?😭 😭
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When Cristiano Ronaldo was Young and 19, His comparisons was Straight with Young R9, Young Ronaldinho, Young Pele Maradona. Meanwhile Messi is getting Compared With 19 Yrs old Lamine Yamal and He's Still not Winning the Debate. 😭😭
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🔴 Manchester United can dominate a match and still find a way to give their fans a heart attack! Supporting this club is not for the weak. One minute you’re celebrating, the next minute you’re asking yourself why you support football. 😭🤣 Be honest, United fans… how strong is your heart these days? 😂 ANEGSON ⚽🔴 #ANEGSON #MUFC #ManUnited #Football
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Harry Kane scored 61 goals in 51 games for Bayern, won the Bundesliga and the DFB-Pokal, and took the European Golden Shoe with 36 league goals. Add 12 for England, including 6 at the World Cup, and that's 73 goals for club and country, the most of any nominee. Trophies matter, but nobody had a bigger individual season. He deserved it.
Kylian Mbappé won the Golden Boot at the World Cup, in the Champions League, and in La Liga. Bundesliga Player of the Season: Olise Bayern Player of the Season: Olise Champions League Player of the Season: Kvara La Liga Player of the Season: Lamine Yamal World Cup winner: Yamal England Player of the Year: Jude Bellingham He didn’t win any Player of the Tournament award, but sure, Harry Kane is the Ballon d’Or winner. Make it make sense pls
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24/12/2023. The Glazers kept the club. INEOS took a stake. The fans were left out. We knew we'd never get our club back.
What the actual f*ck. The Man Utd we once knew is finished.
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😂Harry Kane left Tottenham for Bayern and started collecting trophies and Ballon d’Or awards! 😭 Spurs fans, are you watching what happens when a striker finally escapes? 💀😂 ANEGSON ⚽ | Football News #ANEGSON #HarryKane #BayernMunich #BallonDor
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There’s no football fan that’s angry at Harry Kane winning the Ballon D’or.
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Michael Olise being ranked 9th is pure robbery.
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Cristiano Ronaldo spent 9 seasons in Madrid and has 311 La Liga goals and 83 assists, a ratio of 34.5 goals per season. Messi spent a whole 17 years in Barca and only got 474 goals and 191 assists, a ratio of 27.8 goals per season. If he went earlier, Ronaldo would have dominated Spain longer, won more Ballon d'ors and scored 1,500 goals by now 🐐❤️
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"let me have a key to your car cuz I'm taking you home" This is the kind of life I want Not ""you fit come around next week "" foolish boy.
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Elks...the beauty and the beast
look at this beautiful beast... Elks are one of a kind.
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Every team currently have their own problem. Barcelona Have a deadly attack and brilliant midfielders, while or defenders are very average. Manchester United have a very poor club management and inconsistent leadership Mancity involves in bribery and corruption which will soon get them relegated Chelsea has an immature and inconsistent squad, and always rebuilding. Real Madrid has too many egos in their dressing room, no team work which affect their style of play. Arsenal have a solid defense and midfield but their attacker are so poor in scoring many goals PSG are the only club that is doing well right now😭
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Carrick, you better use Chelsea to secure those 3 points because it’s looking like you’ve already secured your job regardless of results
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He doesn't even make a good tactical decision or a tactical substitution. He's so useless All he does is stand like a statue of liberty by the touchline
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🚨 BREAKING: Carrick WON’T be sacked. Man U fans, the comedian is staying! 😭😂
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