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Founder of Brothers Music in Baltimore. MADD government affairs by day. Commanders & O’s 2025 WS Champs. Opinions do not reflect those of MADD.

Baltimore, MD
Joined April 2009
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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There is nothing in my entire life I trust more than the NYT Needle. God himself could come down and tell me the probability and I'd ask where his Georgia prediction at 8:30 in 2020 was
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A manufactured job crisis courtesy of the owner of this app.
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Spanish for "speedy bear" 😂😂😂
Replying to @RapidResponse47
New Mexico is in South America. I went there for a month and ate the Panda Express (Spanish for speedy Bear) in Albuquerque many times
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Ian Goldstein retweeted
Every fucking word of this. OMG share this with everyone—crying my eyes out…
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Ian Goldstein retweeted
WELL FUCKING SAID
Every fucking word of this. OMG share this with everyone—crying my eyes out…
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This guy also probably thinks the Texas Longhorns could beat the Tennessee Titans. No respect for professionals.
Replying to @MikeyGilz
What makes him an expert on baseball? Being good at throwing one? Agree on the courtesy part but also one side of the story
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It would be very 2026 Orioles to win out only to lose the final game of the year.
The Orioles playoff odds are *technically* not dead
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Pete Alonso is such a beast. Just carrying this team.
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So glad the Redskins crushed my soul for 35 years, otherwise I’d be inconsolable right now.
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Commanders are done in week 2. It is so hard being a fan of this team.
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Who is this man in centerfield and where is Colton Cowser who was 2-3 and would have cut off that double?
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Kittredge better not come in here with some BS, man
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Hoooly shit. Coby mayo.
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Welp. That’s that I guess. Orioles are going to spiral from here.
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Orioles must have the worst stolen base % of any team. Anyone that can check that? Absolutely abysmal.
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The Day We Caught The Train - Ocean Colour Scene
What non-Beatles song feels so Beatles that it sounds like they secretly wrote it?
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The polar bear is red hot.
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