Sportswriter/reporter/editor. @RMNB co-founder. Ethan's dad. @UMBC Art School alum. @ryanellisracing fan. Was once on Caps' jumbotron. It's been downhill since.

Maryland, USA
Joined July 2009
Definitely the illness and not the fact he's being slotted on the fourth line w/ tough defensive responsibilities. Despite that, he's 4th on the team in expected goals percentage (53.69%) among players that have played in more than 8 games. (yes, i just defended justin sourdif)
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Alexander Nikishin's holdout is over, but Rod Brind'Amour appeared to have a message for his former agents. The Hurricanes coach said there were no hard feelings in the locker room, but sometimes players receive "not so good advice" from their representation. russianmachineneverbreaks.co…
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The moment you’ve been waiting for… 🔥 Introducing our Luchador Los Firebirds jersey! Available NOW for auction on DASH, with proceeds benefiting foundations across the Coachella Valley. Place your auctions here: bit.ly/4e1e1JF
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All former Bears on this goal and great to see more goals for Jake Massie!
🚨 @jakemassie3 (5) #BAR 🍎 @gpilon41 (9) 🍏 @priskie4 (11) 3-1 Avtomobilist #KHL
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Spencer Carbery is impressed with how Ivan Miroshnichenko has handled "a difficult situation" amid frequent healthy scratches and trade rumors. Despite limited opportunities, Carbery praised the young winger's attitude and work ethic. "(He's been) coachable, working his butt off, doing extra things, being a good teammate, trying to have enthusiasm and positivity," Carbery said. russianmachineneverbreaks.co…
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Alexander Suzdalev and Bogdan Trineyev’s Halloween costumes. The two are roommates together in Hershey. 📸: alexandersuzdalev/IG
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Lynden Lakovic and Terik Parascak’s Halloween costumes are 2 characters from the Pixar movie ‘Up’: Carl Fredricksen and Russell. 📸: lyndenlakovic17/IG
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The Hershey Bears are holding their Halloween party tonight and the costumes are electric. Andrew Cristall and Sam Bitten dressed up as pilots from Top Gun. 📸: sambitten14/IG
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Who brought an actual live monkey to Talladega like how did the animal actually get in 😭
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A great day for 5’s.
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New Kevin Owens card inscription just dropped. 🤣
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Last game Michael McCarron apparently handed a fan $20 through a hole in the glass after knocking his beer over earlier in the evening. What a beauty 😂 #mnwild via @seanzysix9 on TikTok
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Somewhere Todd Reirden’s like dang that’s smart
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Alex Tuch had a storybook performance in his first game against his former Sabres, earning the overtime game-winner in a two-goal night. "Cherry on top for him, scoring against his old team," said Charlie Lindgren. He's got some bragging rights there.” russianmachineneverbreaks.co…
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