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You're not Punk (and I'm telling EVERYONE!)

@iansmith06

I’m an ad executive trapped in non-billable time.

Joined January 2009
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Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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Conservatives cut regulations, deported everyone and slashed programs, prices have gone up, wages have remained stagnant — but you chumps will never admit you’re wrong
Lorraine Y (@kenyladynv) profile pictureLorraine Y@kenyladynv14h
How Stupid People Think
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You can really tell who is 12 years old on here
Eve (@ChubbBeary) profile pictureEve@ChubbBearyOct 29
Replying to @iansmith06
guys are simple and they would 100% replace women with robots if they could and the fact that we make this much progress with robotics should worry them lol But its not like they care right? They keep whining about hating men so its a win/win situation
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tralalero tralala@bitch_boyyyOct 28
Replying to @iansmith06
i just know this typa shit is a lot of people's fetish, i just can't prove it yet
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Enjoy your fantasy robot-fucking dude don’t let me stop you
joe (@tacotrukfinatic) profile picturejoe@tacotrukfinatic13h
Replying to @iansmith06
I like how the best cope you can come up with is attempting to dissolve the actual point, because its the only way youd even halfway make sense 🦍🤤
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Now watching:
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Dude take a break
strae🥪🦝 (@swagfortnite13) profile picturestrae🥪🦝@swagfortnite13Oct 28
porn has gotten so dull. boobs, dicks, asses. all the same. i need to goon to something abstract and conceptual
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It’s cool man Snyder’s universe is going to be rebooted aaaaaaaany day now. Aaaaaaaany day.
Green Lantern (@G_O_A_T_Lantern) profile pictureGreen Lantern
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James Gunn’s obsession with characters that no one cares about is starting to get annoying
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Project Liberal
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Three-panel meme from Spider-Man 3. Peter Parker says "I'm voting for the Democrats." Harry Osborn replies "If the Democrats win, they are going to go after Trump and his family." Peter, looking puzzled, says "I already said I was voting for the Democrats, you don't have to convince me." Watermark @projectliberal.

ALT Three-panel meme from Spider-Man 3. Peter Parker says "I'm voting for the Democrats." Harry Osborn replies "If the Democrats win, they are going to go after Trump and his family." Peter, looking puzzled, says "I already said I was voting for the Democrats, you don't have to convince me." Watermark @projectliberal.

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Reminds me of the dude justifying having sex with roadkill because he kept asking for a definition of “good”
☩Ragnarr Loðbrók☩ (@RealRagnar78) profile picture☩Ragnarr Loðbrók☩@RealRagnar789h
Replying to @LapizCatav2 @Lenins_Ghost @iansmith06
define 'good'? Doesn't that mean your personal preference? How about abortion, is abortion good? What is 'good' to someone who believes life has no inherent meaning? Isn't it just a word you are making up arbitrarily for 'things I like'?
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What depth would make sense to you lol
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
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It doesn’t make sense to me that a lake can be that deep.
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You may not like it, but this body type can fix, patch or build damn near anything using only items in the garage
Marlayna (@Marlayna29) profile pictureMarlayna
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Men, we don’t like this
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Reminder that Elons kids don’t talk to him and he was begging Epstein to party with him on Christmas morning
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
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They do
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Trump-appointed officials found no evidence of widespread voter fraud anywhere, which conservatives refuse to accept because otherwise they’d have to admit their policies are bad
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Good to know...
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This dude rocks.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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I wish I had the story of how they chose this man and, looking at him, made a bunch of assumptions about what they thought he’d support.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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It’d be great if AI grew food instead of just making stupid memes, which is all it seems to be good for apparently
Singularity Memes Highlights (@SingularityChad) profile pictureSingularity Memes Highlights
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You dorkass morons deported thousands to lower your prices, the prices rise anyway, and you STILL think immigrants are the cause of it?
The Chasing Ghosts Podcast (@wbuppert) profile pictureThe Chasing Ghosts Podcast
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The math ain't mathin'...
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It is funny how the AI bros see themselves as captains of industry while being perpetually unemployed, spending all day making AI comics
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