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icicle

@icicle

This account is for bad jokes and Opinions. Follow @CMcCurdyPDX to see me conduct myself like an adult.

 Portland, OR
Joined February 2008
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This actually doesn't annoy me as much as some of the others. He works for himself, lives pretty frugally (roommates are a lot for me personally but this isn't a terrible plan), rides public transit & gives to charity. I have seen much much worse in these breakdowns
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@CNBC21 Dec 2018
The budget breakdown of a 25-year-old who makes $100,000 a year and is excellent with money. via @CNBCMakeIt cnb.cx/2EzW058
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No matter how hot, White Oak Bike trail- getting better. @BikeHouston @HoustonBikePlan @icicle @deleon_janet @lorely_deleon83 @oakforestdems
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MY FATHER IS WEARING THE SHIRT YALL
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A Winter Weather Advisory has been issued for the Portland, Oregon area, where wintry precipitation could interfere with the morning commute on Wednesday morning. Travel with caution: ow.ly/gKDi30hrEWY
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happy birfday Santer
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merry christmas to this post only
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@dril29 Nov 2015
its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town
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All I Want For Christmas Is.......... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Youuuuu, baby! 💖🎄 youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6…
Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (Official Video)

Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (Official Video)

Watch the official music video for "All I Want For Christmas Is You...

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Pls share: Severe weather shelter in East Multnomah County open Sunday night, Dec. 24 multco.us/multnomah-county/n…
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If you start Twin Peaks: The Return at 8:08am on New Year's Eve you'll start the new year with the haunting realisation that suffering is inevitable and your attempts to change this will only make things worse.
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@bobby23 Dec 2017
[on the phone] honey im at the store are we out of raccoon penis bones
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FYI Dolly Parton's children's-literacy org just mailed its 50,000th book IN A SINGLE TOWN IN PENNSYLVANIA. Global effort now nearly 100 MILLION free books mailed to children. Her intelligent dad didn't get to learn to read so she quietly started this little-known thing in 1995. nitter.gq/dollyslibrary/status/9…
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@dollyslibrary16 Dec 2017
We have #NewsWorthSharing! @DollysLibrary recently mailed its 50,000th book in Wyoming Valley, PA. Congrats to the team at @UnitedWayWB!
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I wrote a very short story
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“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”
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We’ll probably never know how many of our favorite jokes in our favorite movies were written by Carrie Fisher. I am just going to assume it’s all of them.
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*on which you’re willing to die
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Thread nitter.gq/bjcolangelo/status/925…
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*wakes up* Ah, I see the vengeful god "milkshake duck" has taken another white male
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Forget what you've heard. All heroes wear capes. Doctors who save lives but don't wear capes? They can go straight to hell. CAPES.
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[date pulls away from kissing] what do you say we take this to the bedroom me: [stamps foot down] but I'm not tired
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