Brave father of 2 daughters 😂 80s child! Dundee United & Liverpool ⚽️ Varied Music & Book tastes 📚 🎧 Working to turn 1s into 0s and back again 💻

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined May 2009
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EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.
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How long before this happens?
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The greatest dissertation of all-time.
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Working night shift tonight fucking raging
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Who the fuck is lets off fireworks in October? My poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.
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Friend of mine, one second later: “That’s gotta be the biggest thing humanity has ever caught.”
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Players are urgently required to help us through the 2nd half of the season .. >> weekly matches (on Sundays) >> guaranteed game time  >> optional training (Mon & Weds evenings) Plz call Ash (07825 385869) or email bafc.coach[email protected]
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Once, every four years, I'm allowed to exhume this Chic Murray classic. "I met this chap at the Olympics. He was carrying a long stick. I said to him, "Excuse me, but are you a pole vaulter?". He replied, "No, I'm German, and how did you know my name was Walter?"
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Did somethin today. 💯👊🏿🔥 #FollowTheDogg
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Scotland were the only team to beat Spain in their Euro 2024 qualification and finals matches 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆
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PLEASURELAND Arbroath, 2020
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Scottish twitter, Glen Michael is still alive and he’s 99. What the actual?
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Excl: Here's what happens if you scrape Betfair data for bets on a July election. This graph cuts off at the end of 21 May, the day before Sunak announced the election. There's a flood of bets that day - before Rishi formally told the cabinet and stood in Downing Street.
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The Gravity Stairs Tour continues. New UK & Europe dates added for October 2024! Tickets on sale Friday 21 June at 9 am local time, except for Dublin at 10 am. See all dates and ticket links at crowdedhouse.com
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🚨 Flag Update 🚨 Denmark flag is up 🇩🇰 Love this person's dedication 🤣
House near me has taken their Scotland flag down and replaced it with a Serbia flag 🤣 Alive and well
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Today is the day this can be used @swissfootdata will be in tears come full time x
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Iain Crawford retweeted
Somebody is going to get a nasty surprise when they come to pick up their bike in Lothian road #Edinburgh 😱🐝
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I've just booked a dental appointment for two thirty. Still makes me laugh. I'm 48.
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