@idiotfetus

I figured I was speedo motorcycle

 texas
Joined January 2023
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Please be nice to me!
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JAV Titles@JAVdottxt13 Jun 2023
Men Sucking Piss Through Shorts
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It was kinda funny at first but now I’m getting sick of reading everyone’s H3 podcast fan fictions
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ExpandableFoam@AndrewB1825294218h
If Republicans win the house and senate I will personally guarantee the rollout to each and every adult US citizen a one-year supply of tongue tattoo fruit roll ups.
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truthdwellah@truthdwellah20h
I bought stakes in Schulz’ estate
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Good friend of mine who’s part of the production team on this show passed my info along and I got invited to audition for one of the lead roles. Casting director said I absolutely knocked it out of the park but they had to go with a chick who wasn’t ugly. That’s just showbiz baby
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
New look at the ‘BAYWATCH’ reboot, starring Stephen Amell, Livvy Dunne and Noah Beck. Releasing January 6 on FOX.
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Someone give me $10K and a plane ticket please
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Items from Paul Reubens’ Big Auction happening at The Groundlings in LA this Wednesday
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Items from Paul Reubens’ Big Auction happening at The Groundlings in LA this Wednesday
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I hate to be a fuddy duddy but not as much as I hate these public celebrity look alike contests
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I wish there was a way to mute everyone who posts screenshots from dating and delivery apps
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Double exposures I took while at the state fair a few years back
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baby genius@idiotfetusMay 27
Might rain
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baby genius@idiotfetusMay 10
Abandoned buildings in Oklahoma
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The Museum of Curiosities@CuriosMuseumOct 24
This deformed piglet may be one of our smaller exhibits, but he's also one of our most popular. 💕 Some say he looks like Snoopy, others the Eraserhead baby, but either way he's stolen plenty of hearts.
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I’m going in.
baby genius@idiotfetusOct 24
I’m too scared to open the door but it was in the room above I heard the rustling
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baby genius@idiotfetusAug 1
My dad once heard the song Teenage Dream by Katy Perry on the radio and dejected said "I wish I could write a song this good."
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I’m too scared to open the door but it was in the room above I heard the rustling
baby genius@idiotfetusOct 24
Alright I think a guy is for real living underneath my house
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And I’m entertaining that this might be a possum or what have you
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Lot went out and waved his de-sexing stick most un-sexily
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ghost@ghost_proleOct 24
Play that fucking music white boy
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