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death stranding & twd pilled πŸ‘»πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ πŸ”ž mdni he/him πŸ‘ πŸ‘€ ao3 linked in strawpage

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Joined July 2024
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heard this audio on tiktok. im so fucking sorry.
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death stranding 2 if higgs wasnt really involved and they just found him at some point and kept him on the ship like a stray animal
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noticing an old and extremely inconvenient phobia creeping back in... not now. pleaseeee not now i don't have time for this.
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they all think i'm weird and offputting... no, no, i'm just worrying too much. "dude i thought you were gonna be really weird! you're actually just strangely offputting, though."
Freaky and Yuriful Kira (Frill) (@ItsVeryFrilling) profile pictureFreaky and Yuriful Kira (Frill)@ItsVeryFrilling5h
how r u meant to heal from social anxiety if you just keep receiving proof that ur fears are correct like genuinely
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how r u meant to heal from social anxiety if you just keep receiving proof that ur fears are correct like genuinely
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ASEXUAL, AROMANTIC AND AROACE ARE NOT 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 SYNONYMS !!!!!!!
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This is genuinely the creepiest Higgs ever looks to me, the teeth make me so uncomfortable
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yiqing@rhaenyrastoker22h
ao3 is down for 2-4 weeks ❌ kinktober extended for 2-4 weeks βœ…
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idk about the science in this thread but I will say that the person in my bed when my alarm goes off in the morning feels like someone completely separate from me who does not care about my plans and hates my guts
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@Squeeze1iNov 1
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertiaβ€”a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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sleep schedule so messed up, i see oomfs go to bed and then wake up before i've slept yet.
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AshHam@AshHam984526748h
δ»₯ε‰ζ‹ηš„εΎˆε–œζ¬’ηš„δΈ€η»„εΈŒζ Όζ–―
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Max@Gottalovemax10h
the problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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im a sex repulsed ace, leave my sex positive siblings out of your mouth
πŸ’ž ( β—Ž ) πŸ’ž (@FemmeKssr) profile pictureπŸ’ž ( β—Ž ) πŸ’ž@FemmeKssrOct 29
Replying to @Flaxxen1 @freakyapplejuic
I feel so bad for sex repulsed aces (aka the ONLY true aces) 😭 Like why identifying as asexual if you want to have sex bruh
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ヽ(。_Β°)γƒŽπ“Š #backrooms
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i feel like a lot of people don't realize just how much better california is than all the other states. leaving california feels like being exiled from the garden of eden. it's so obviously worth the high cost of living
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It's becoming increasingly clear that the AO3 hack was orchestrated by the United States government to destabilize young voters during midterms
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skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

ALT skullmandible tweet: " 'how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???' we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing."

π•―π–žπ–‘π–†π–“β„’ (@Dylanszn01) profile pictureπ•―π–žπ–‘π–†π–“β„’
@Dylanszn01Nov 1
There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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Amelie; Peignoir et BΓͺte
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lele@grotesqrieNov 1
β€œu dk what the HAYL ur tAWLKIN abOWT”
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if my buddy sends me a photo of how his new packer looks under clothes and it is definitely not the right size/shape/placement or something do i tell him and ruin his fun or do i let him run around with the Boner 3000?
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