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she/her
Joined March 2015
Yes my full time job is Twitter
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Genuinely doesn't matter how "avoidant" you are as a woman you will never be as evil or apathetic as ur male counterpart
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ifumoe retweeted
When you lowkey eat hostess donettes like Chips
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#appletwt hi this is my apple..
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ifumoe retweeted
don’t mess with me and my 20 followers bitch
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Baby I’m on that good kush and alcohol
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ifumoe retweeted
Drop lucky landing for lucki get this trending
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Bae I love you so much I wanna color coordinate ur closet
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Ovulating like crazy on hallloween hashtag it’s getting sticky
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Just saying "love you" on the phone until they get the hint and hang up
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ifumoe retweeted
She got my contact saved as Burger King, we ain’t cheating I’m just fat
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Baby I need u like ur deviated septum nose needs a clear path for oxygen
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They said “me or the minions” I said Poopaye
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She said “me or the minions” I said Poopaye
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He said “me or the minions” I said Poopaye
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I’m so glad 20 ppl care I’m moe
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ifumoe retweeted
i hope whoever stole my package is also planning to be meimei leopard creature for halloween
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I’m sorry Shrek 3 is the best movie ever where else u gonna get a somebody better be dying joke into someone actually dying into a needle drop of live and let die
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