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Joined April 2011
Im sorry I cant get past the fact that Paris dressed up as a princess and threw her daughter in a bedazzled chip dress that's 47 bucks at walmart.
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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insane just how much better this song is when it’s sung by someone who can actually sing
now that everybody is tuned into rebecca black, can i introduce the greatest cover of all time
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de cabronas aceptar que no te eligieron
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having this specific combination of ethnicities in your friend group KDJSJSKSJSN
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the adults poster
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Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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I’m going to assume he was planning to kill her.
Apparently wanting to feel safe on a first date means lack of confidence
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Perdón venirme tan rápido esque me gustas mucho 👉🏻👈🏻
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Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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Siempre me sorprenderá que esta canción haya sido un flop porque en mi veintena sonó en cada antro gay que se respetara.
The old gays didn’t get the song. The young gays thought madonna was over. She deserves so much better
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necesito una complicación de todo lo que ha dicho
“we're not gonna keep bringing these old b*tches back” lmaooo jessica lange's interviews have been the best thing about this season #ahs13
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“we're not gonna keep bringing these old b*tches back” lmaooo jessica lange's interviews have been the best thing about this season #ahs13
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wait till people realize it's just a reused lyric from her collab with prince
Unironically top 3 lyrics of all time
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I’m learning that I’m not a “Let’s just see where things go” type of dater. I’m more of a “This is where I’d like to go. Do you see yourself aligning with that?” type of dater.
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I’m learning that I’m not a “Let’s just see where things go” type of dater. I’m more of a “This is where I’d like to go. Do you see yourself aligning with that?” type of dater.
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What carrying a tote bag around my family feels like
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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Aprendan a ver películas solos, a comer solos, dormir solos y a salir de sus crisis existenciales solos, no siempre habrá un amigo, una pareja o alguien.
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the love of your life probably would want to talk to you
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El día que vuelva a andar en serio con alguien no voy a andar con esas tibiedades de tener una “relación discreta”, lo voy a presumir y lo van a ver en todas putas partes como si fuera candidato presidencial en elección amañada.
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We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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‘Yoü and I’ by Lady Gaga has been named the 82nd best rock song of the 21st century by Rolling Stone.
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