Hakim Givens

james spader plays ultron like a man who has been on hold with customer service since 2015

I've been doing pretty well for someone who regularly uses tupperware lids as plates.

I'd rather be the first guy in a bomb disarming squad than the guy who has to come up with the first thing to say after meeting someone new.

I've stopped telling people "I'm awful with names" and just started saying "I'm awful". It's much more time-efficient and far more accurate.