“Welllll your cat WOULD actually eat you if you died and-” Okay and your dog DID actually eat your toddler
Catholic Converts: When the priest says “body of Christ” as you’re receiving the Eucharist, always remember to reply with “body tea.” before doing the sign of the cross.
Singular Indian man walking past the park in my 99% white neighborhood and everyone just stopping and staring at him
She had to have been born from some ancient god’s severed penis thrown into the ocean like Aphrodite because it’s inconceivable that any mortals were responsible for her creation
When I said Taylor Swift’s natural eye shape gave her more sex appeal and she should have never gotten an upper blepharoplasty and I unknowingly used a picture of her at 17 for reference (I was like 19 myself saying this btw) and people were legitimately calling me a pedophile
I saw a picture of Nick Fuentes smiling so genuinely it made me start smiling too without realizing it
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I found a makeup book in goodwill that has a page with christina ricci dressed up as little miss no name, how have i never seen this anywhere before
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“Fetishes” and “kinks” are for low IQ retards who are slaves in nature. I am losing my mind just imagining someone planting kisses on my neck. I am Evolved.
When I worked an office job I had a stack of [mostly nonfiction] books at my desk and other women would constantly be like “So I saw that you READ and I thought you’d like this 👀” and hand me some shit like this. Like what about The Imitation of Christ gave you that idea.
The type of song that makes your soul exit your body and travel across the earth at lightning speed expelling demons>>>
This show made me have the most disturbing dream of my 4 year old life where I was transported into the Wubbzyverse and when I got a closer look at the characters they were all robots wrapped in dyed human skin with human eyeballs, like some All Tomorrows shit. Robo-homunculi



































