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Musician Engineer Cleaner Bridge Burning Acc.

Edinburgh, UK
Joined October 2012
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ɪmˈprɒbəb(ə)ly_AFK retweeted
Multiple MPs are preparing bills to strip Harry and Meghan of their titles. Yet Baroness Mone gets to keep hers.
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ɪmˈprɒbəb(ə)ly_AFK retweeted
Opening a new coal mine during a climate crisis is a crime against the planet. Pass it on.
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Going to continue posting the two words “Prince Andrew” to everyone who says Harry is a disgrace to British culture and its Royal family
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What a beautiful morning, Special thanks to H&M for doing a Netflix and immediately creating a new British delicacy. 45million Gammons steaming in their own boiled piss. I know this will somehow be the fault of us brown folk.
#bbcqt Who knew this???
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I usually don't call out journalists because I work with numerous news outlets and journalists, but some of you are telling on yourselves over this Harry and Meghan docuseries. You are doing exactly what they are accusing you of doing. At this point, it's pathological.
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RT you will support rail and Royal Mail workers no matter how much pressure the establishment puts on them in the lead up to Christmas.
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Nurses deserve a 17% pay rise. Retweet if you agree.
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If you need any evidence the Labour Party is finished you only need to look at the Lords last night where they ABSTAINED on a Lib Dem amendment to provide free school meals to kids living in households in receipt of Universal Credit. Labour doesn’t care about hungry children.
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ɪmˈprɒbəb(ə)ly_AFK retweeted
The European Court of Human Rights was created by Sir Winston Churchill to counter the risk of fascism re-emerging in Europe. Now most Tory leadership candidates want the UK to withdraw from it. Draw your own conclusions.
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ɪmˈprɒbəb(ə)ly_AFK retweeted
Given that he privately took credit for banning @MintPressNews/@Consortiumnews from PayPal, it seems reasonable to ask: Which other journalists were personally targeted by @paulmasonnews? Did he play a role in PayPal banning me & @jacksonhinkle too?
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ɪmˈprɒbəb(ə)ly_AFK retweeted
I'm talking hyperthetically 🤣 your response clearly must read the truth between the lines.....
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Escalon & McCraw. May you live on infamy, forever as a disgrace to humankind.
I can't help but feel that if Calvin Robinson doesn't stop talking Will and Kate will witness Grandma's removal as head of Jamaica's state first hand.
Wow good thing the chances of my brown ass interacting with an Ozzy Police Liaison Officer are functionally zero.
Genuinely enjoying Apple vs. EU RED revisit, thrice ruined by Apple's assimilation and decprecation of tech (Notator Alpha for Education, Emagic, the entire FireWire protocol...); seeds were planted and harvest time is almost here :) I. hope. they. stick. it. right. up. em.