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zelena: everyone has a gay cousin
regina: i don't have a gay cousin
zelena:
regina: oh my god i am the gay cousin
emma: is something burning
killian, seductively leaning against the counter: just my love for you
emma: killian the toaster is on fire
snow: so let me get this straight. when you’re talking about “Gina” are you referring to Regina the person or her... ehm... “Gina”?
emma:
snow:
emma: ... depends.
regina: nothing straight about it, though
[ @LarsElphie ]
young henry: i got a headache
young henry: google says i’m gonna die
killian: why is google sending you death threats for having a headache
[after robin got together with marian]
snow: being alone isn’t that bad. it’s a great opportunity to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are.
regina: snow, I already love myself, I just wanna french someone.
[ @killyem ]
roni to henry: i’ve been drinking
henry:
roni:
roni: i mean... thinking!
[ @killyem ]
neal: i totally believe that you are cuter this year.
emma: yeah, since I dumped you.
[ @killyem ]
[s7 curse]
alice: can i go ride my bike outside?
rogers: whatever. I’m not your dad.
[alice runs off]
rogers: NOT IN THE STREET!
killian: this was a 100% successful trip
regina: we lost rumple
killian: this was a 100% successful trip
emma: what’s wrong with you?
evil queen: i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but still think i’m better than everyone else
david: are you gay?
killian: me? no, I’m not gay
david: you’re not? but you just kissed me
killian: Okay, I’m gay.
[ @killyem ]
emma: i’m sorry..
killian: emma, please don’t, i love you
emma: i really don’t want to do this I’m serious but.. i-i don’t have any other choice.
killian: [holding back tears] no!
emma [puts a +4 on the table]: uno.

