Yennefer: oh you're 'bi'? Why don't you 'bi' use some time with a distraction while Geralt and I sneak Ciri out of here. Jaskier: you got it. *makes out with the barkeep and his wife*

Yennefer: while I'm gone, you're in charge Jaskier Jaskier: Yes: 😌💃 Yennefer, whispering to Ciri: you're actually in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad Ciri: obviously.

Geralt: Yenn, why do we have to be here for Jaskier's performance? I hear him all the time. Yennefer: because it's our duty -

Yennefer: a moment of silence for Radovid who has taken one for the team by dating Jaskier so no one else would have to Philippa: Same goes for Radovid dating Jaskier. And now they're both off the market and no longer anyone's, or more important, my problem

Tissaia: there are 10 kids and 7 chairs. What do you do? Geralt: everyone stands Yennefer: just buy more chairs Jaskier: only the most important get to sit Ciri: kill 3 Tissaia: no

Yennefer: you know, Jaskier gives Radovid flowers every day. I wish you would do that. Geralt: okay ~the next day~ Geralt: *gives Radovid flowers* Rad: ?????? Geralt: I don't know. I'm confused as well.

Philippa: so you're telling me I'm supposed to just 'squeeze' the stress ball and not throw it at the cause of my stress? Jaskier, consoling a crying Radovid: YES!

Jaskier, outside: *holding a sign that says "PROM?"* Radovid: omg YES! I thought you'd never ask! Jaskier: no, can you call Geralt for me? Radovid: sure! Hey Geralt, I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

Waiter: are you two a couple? Yarpen: Oh HELL N- Jaskier: is there a discount? Waiter: yes, 10% off dessert Yarpen and Jaskier in unison: Yes, we're a couple

If the incel dudebros wanna complain about "that's not how the book describes her!" Then do I have news for you. HC doesn't look like canon Geralt either. He is described in canon as unattractive, evil looking, with hollowed-out eyes, scars, pale, and a notably hideous smile