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@ineffablecris

martino rametta sun, long john silver moon, elena greco rising. she/her, bi, ♌♌♌

Joined February 2020
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io sn questo
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mind the gap‼️‼️
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whole family goated🔥🔥🔥
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@hockeystatcards23h
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Pittsburgh Penguins on 2026-11-07:
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sidgeno line healings oddio oggi mi sono svegliata con la #gioia finalmente
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i have a suggestion about this but unfortunately you'll have to contact me in 2 to 4 weeks about it
starri ⁶⁷ ² (@hotdogs4geno) profile picturestarri ⁶⁷ ²@hotdogs4genoNov 7
i fear if sidney crosby posted tip on main and then scored we would be getting tip every single day
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if geno doesn't get to retire a penguin in his own time i genuinely might stop supporting the team. @kyledubas you are on thin fucking ice ho
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quella pancia ascitica... ragazze investite ora sul fantamorto 2027
Endless (@endless_real) profile pictureEndless
@endless_realNov 5
FLAVIO BRIATORE IS OUT HERE WITH A WOMAN YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDDAUGHTER. BRO IS 76 AND STILL DATING LIKE HE'S 22. LET'S BE FUCKING HONEST. IF HE WAS BROKE, WOULD SHE EVEN LOOK HIS WAY? MONEY REALLY IS THE ULTIMATE FUCKING BEAUTY FILTER.
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oggi realizzato che forse sono la capa di tutte le sceme però bene dai!
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everything but releasing mcr5. they really have a masters degree in pissing me off
drama lama ⁸⁷ ⁷¹ 🜃 (@pondgitsune) profile picturedrama lama ⁸⁷ ⁷¹ 🜃@pondgitsuneNov 5
Ma cosa significa My Chemical Romance New Jersey Devils vinyl PER FAVOREEE
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well pop back up byeee
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@NHLBruinsNov 4
Popping down to Pitt 🛫
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hoping and praying che il mio professore di medicina del lavoro non guardi doc perché per questo merdosissimo lavoro i casi clinici che propongo verranno rubati direttamente da questo capolavoro della televisione e soprattutto della medicina
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i am begging i professori universitari di smettere di richiedere lavori/progetti inutili per poter fare l'esame 1) abbiamo 50 anni non 7 2) fosse mai una cosa effettivamente propedeutica alla professione che dobbiamo svolgere non sia mai
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concetto Molto Importante
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nhl twitter is about to experience the life of a kpop fan whose bias gets sent to the army
one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) profile pictureone dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 4
If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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jets @ habs di stanotte ha dato italy won this match
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el CAPITÀN
adri ♡ (@socialistadri) profile pictureadri ♡
@socialistadriNov 4
"Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So, after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me senator." ABDUL EL-SAYED IS A LION.
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👩🏾‍💻@pinkstapeNov 3
*scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* you need real problems *scrolling* my beloved oomf's beloved cat *scrolling* you need real problems
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GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM THEM gerard way get behind me
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@NJDevilsNov 2
We stand together. We stay defiant. It's not a jersey announcement without @MCRofficial.

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my tl is filled with scuderia ferrari drama AND san jose sharks locker room drama
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i'm so sorry mr kucherov you are right and tampa is dumb as fuck also what do you think of the lovely city of pittsburgh?
cris⁷¹ (@ineffablecris) profile picturecris⁷¹@ineffablecrisOct 31
honestly a worse look than larkin requesting to be traded from detroit and i did NOT think this was remotely possible
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oddio ragazze sto andando avanti con doc (stagione 2) dopo averla appesa per mesi.... ma questa age gap relationship con il chirurgo cocainomane.... buzzy AS FUCK ne voglio altre 100 dosi
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this specific party ended a billion years ago and they've already made party 3 and party 4 but she's still here
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