Eden'sParadise!Felix Kranken (Takeover)

YO, I OFFICIALLY MADE A STRAWPAGE... (it's better than the first one, thank god-) inkstainedcode.straw.page

// Why'd depictions of angels in art and media turn them into cute people?? Bibically accurate angels are fucking cool.

// Why is it that some of the peakest songs end up being some of the raunchiest songs on the planet- Like, I hear this song. Different language. Spanish, I think? Hella catchy. Then I find the English lyrics. The entire song's fire/fire extinguisher euphemisms. Hell.

// In September of 2025, the orange FUCK in the Oval Office was announced to have had an announcement. To which Martin promptly responded to with art of Lorenzo about to fucking BEAT Trump's ass.

- no comorbid disorders (mmmm?) - no online presence (I have a bit of a presence.) - no awareness u even have DID (I don't know WHAT I have, I just have a split af mind- 💀) - not be open abt it ever (Mainly open bout it on Tumblr. Not much, here.) - no happy moments ever (Damn.)

- no internal communication (The system stems from it, so nah) - no introjects (Well.) - no nonhuman alters (The latest one's a personification of hatred I feel towards many people (it sounds stupid and edgy when i say it like tht, but whatever-) - less than 10 alters (Nyes)

// Not sure if the system's from DID or something similar, but time to check the list, I guess!

// i'm a fucking freak, i'm going to hell. but it feels good. i'm going insane. and why the fuck do i smell apple cider when there's none here-

// D A Y U M.

....if my customers get traumatized by another broadcast screeching for them to look up at the moon, i'm going to go mad.

// i keep seeing freaky threads that don't have tags or warnings. it feels both great and eeuugh reading them in a 'i'm weird af for liking these and thinking i'm a normal person, but it feels good imagining these scenarios' way. i think i'm going to hell, lowkey.

// THE LIGHTING AND SHADING- HDEBUWBUEHEBDUIEBUEBEYDK-

// Come onnnn, at least look at it a bit, I promise it will be good later on-

// Whenever posting art on a server, I get nervous if someone posted art not long before then, because I worry that I'm unknowingly taking attention away from them, since a number of times, I see people only look at the bottom-most messages.

// I joined a VC and everyone was muted, so I started working on my new Strawpage page, and then I look at the chat, and three of them said hi, and then I felt like a fuckin joyful golden retriever. I love them so much- (platonically)

// What I'm curious about is how the hell ya'll found it. Don't tell me you randomly looked up 'Shampiss', I will (not) judge you. 💀

// How dare you invoke the devil upon me with your humor, Martin Walls. /j

// 'The Sheep Bride and the Rabbit Groom' WIP (spoiler: THEY GET FUCKING CHIMERAED LIKE FELIX BY THE END OF IT.) #aspectusparadisi #thewaltenfiles #jackmary

// w a o w

// BWAHAHA-

// EXACTLY. 😌