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Joined July 2020
Hansi Flick still hasn’t unlocked the real Gavi yet Everyone worships his pressing because they’re blinded by noise. I see something far more dangerous, a controller with the technique of Iniesta and rage of Gattuso Built to dominate the flow of football itself #FCB a Thread
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This sport got absolutely no fucking clue what’s coming. This kid will go ultimate bizarre ultra, producing the most anomalous, unprecedented, borderline extraterrestrial season football has ever witnessed. Thanks for the awakening, football.
The Best Player in the World
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Rodri wouldn't work as RCB either. He'd spend 90 minutes recycling possession with backpasses to Joan, mistaking sterile circulation for game control Literally an #6 that thinks not giving the ball to your attacker is (controlling the game). We need Frenkie ball carrying asap.
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Pedri a #10 Rodri a #6 Frenkie #8
Frenkie is a better footballer than Rodri. My world.
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Rodri wouldn't work as RCB either. He'd spend 90 minutes recycling possession with backpasses to Joan, mistaking sterile circulation for game control Literally an #6 that thinks not giving the ball to your attacker is (controlling the game). We need Frenkie ball carrying asap.
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Also physically declining, increasingly passive in duels, and hardly the profile you want anchoring an aggressive rest-defence structure.
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We have Deportivo at home this weekend & I've maintained near-total engagement with every fixture this szn, but this is where my commitment to the viewing schedule experiences a temporary suspension. The opportunity cost of 90 minutes simply isn't justifiable.
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See you, Villa & Atleti.
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Get Christensen outta my club. I genuinely cannot stand this guy. Three consecutive seasons of chronic unavailability w/o avg 20 matches as a squad asset. What exactly is the sporting justification for retaining a player whose availability profile undermines squad planning,
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I'm tired of sentimental squad management.
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Madrid got the best backline in Spain, miles clear of ours. That’s the tweet. Cubarsi walks into that back four. And that’s exactly why we lost. No amount of post-match analysis nonsense changes the reality.
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scored in 3 different clasico games before turning 18. they want to erase a miracle
Lamine was dog-walking Madrid at 17. You’re genuinely begging it at this point. You’re so terrified he’ll surpass your idol that it’s starting to give me the ick.
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Am I mad we lost to Madrid? No. Not even remotely What I for sure know is that nothing triggers this board into action like a painful El Clásico defeat. Sometimes, the only thing that forces Barça to confront its own mediocrity is humiliation on the biggest stage.
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So rejoice in our suffering. The Martin–Eric–Cancelo eye-bleeding experience might finally force the board into a serious summer transfer window.
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This is the one big game Lamine ghosted this szn, and you'll be clowning him & all acting like he hasn't been brilliant/turn up in all big games so far -Croatia -England -Gala -PSG -Betis -Feyenoord I’m sure the kid doesn’t sleep at night because you’ll hate him so much.
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The standards are so high atp at 19yrs
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Lamine was dog-walking Madrid at 17. You’re genuinely begging it at this point. You’re so terrified he’ll surpass your idol that it’s starting to give me the ick.
This is how you treat a 1v1 as a 19 year old winger @lamineyamal
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Cubarsi getting the slander for this is a ad hominem logical fallacy. It exposes everyone's futty knowledge. Martin is the worst breed of sore losers: ‐Lacks lateral Agility -Hard watch in duels -Vulnerable in highline & Press -Can't track back & lacks explosiveness Imposter.
People will blame Cubarsí for the second goal when Gerard Martín and Balde were nowhere to be seen as the entire attack came down the left. And don't even get me started on Cancelo. He's still processing the goal.
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(This idea that we "unlock" something in a match day 3 game vs. PSG is kind of bizarre) On my way to North America to beat this dudes ass @lezico8. Easily a hero of whore opinions.
We have no business calling ourselves best itw if we lose tonight. This is a game that defines whether we are genuine European royalty or just another attacking team with pretty football. Beat them, and we unlock a different level. Lose, and what exactly are we building towards?
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