@instagramber

not the singer 🙃

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Joined August 2012
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Oh my gosh this is the best thing that's ever happened to me
ezells_chicken@Ezells_Chicken4 Aug 2021
Happiness (and fried chicken) look great on you ☀️🍗🤩 #SummerMood #Ezells 📸: IG user instagr.am.ber
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I become a more evil person while holding a fly swatter
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jorjor wel@tinygreenbugSep 19
every time i get a physical exam they’re like “your resting heart rate is extremely fast are you feeling ok” and i have to be like “yeah i’m just scared all the time i’m really scared right now in fact”
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dana donnelly@danadonnellySep 10
i can always spot a black coffee drinker cuz they’re the ones always carrying around a nearly full cup of black coffee. that shit’s too nasty for them to ever actually finish. me? im a vanilla latte girl. you’d never know it tho cuz i be chugging that shit.
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Mr. Goji 
@Mr_goji54Aug 19
Bought me 6 Hello Kitty X GODZILLA Happy Meals and got the same toy
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I'm so sad that after Sabrina Carpenter tweeted that I was opening for her on tour she didn't even send me a hat or something
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Elmo
@elmoFeb 6
Ms. Taylor Swift…you have got to be kidding Elmo.
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cooper@marnieapologistJan 21
my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
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Meg@megannn_lynneJan 6
a turkey sandwich can be a friend, a sister, a light at the end of the tunnel, a first sip of beer after a long day’s work….
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𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶@chamoulieJan 5
people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets
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Don Bluth
@DonBluth29 Dec 2025
✨50K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate 50,000 followers, I'm giving away one Elliot plushie and a signed Blu-Ray from Pete’s Dragon. How To Enter: 🐉 Follow me @DonBluth 🐉 Repost & Like 🐉 Comment Good luck! I will be doing another giveaway at 55k followers, and every major milestones after. - Don
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Mxim@sugeezy27 Dec 2025
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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Is it really Christmas if my dad doesn't offer my fiance a blunt?
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If I'm going to keep getting tagged in @SabrinaAnnLynn tweets can I please get like a free hat or perhaps invited to a show for my troubles @TeamSabrina
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CLOCK IT 👏🏼
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liz@allstoowelI4 Oct 2025
#SwiftiesAgainstAi and i’m very serious. @taylorswift13 whichever lazy ass marketing team member set you up with this lil strategy, fire them. this is sloppy and against every creative bone your art has stood on
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R.@midnightstrack23 Oct 2025
white horse (2008) eldest daughter (2025)
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mood
@meishato26 Sep 2025
sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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