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Holy shit this is clean 🤍❕️
Hear me out. Remember... I'm petty. If I'm Nike, I'm going to go ahead and release all white Mercurial's, name them the 'Goodbyes.' This colorway is actually absolute fire and im going to see if I can recreate on Nike ID
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The left footed CB heir to Gabriel.
🚨👀 Lucas Herrington continues to attract attention from some of the biggest clubs in world football after a strong start to life in the Premier League. The Australian Hull City CB remains on the radar of top clubs, who are monitoring his progress closely week after week. 🇦🇺
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Yo @daviidraya1 I know you got better than this in your locker
🚨A keeper for League Two club Walsall FC pulled off one of the best passes in football history
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Saka injured, bring back Nwaneri from loan
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for your own sake, you genuinely have to believe in the theory of infinite abundance for every lost love, missed opportunity, blown chance & failed test, there’s always a future substitute of equal or greater value this is the only rational way to trick yourself into getting the most out of life
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Because if we own that home, we may potentially be one of the last to say that we do
Why do Millennials love being at home so much?
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The homie arriving to the party after hes picked up a bag of the finest Columbian produce
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Your typical average Man United fan
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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Having a pet means you never truly walk into an empty house again. There's always someone waiting to welcome you back like a hero.
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Proof that humanity still exists, its the people running the countries that ruin everything
French men stealing pads during the protest and giving out to the random women they see on the street is actually the sweetest thing ever
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.@PerthGloryFC should do this.
🚨In 2015, the Milwaukee Brewers sold 1000 “Timeless Tickets” to fans for $1000 each that could be used for ANY game in the future The Brewers confirmed they are honoring "Timeless Ticket" redemptions for World Series games
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This kit needs to be made. Get it done @Chivas @nikefootball
Chivas x Nike: Día de Muertos 2026 4th Kit 🕯️🏵️ [Conceptual] Una camiseta que rinde homenaje a nuestras raíces, inspirada en una tradición que trasciende generaciones. 💀🇲🇽
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It should be Wenger first, let him reign, set the standard. Then Becks come in and take it to another level.
🚨RUMOR: David Beckham could be a challenger to Infantino in the FIFA elections Beckham’s global media presence, financial independence and proven experience as owner of Inter Miami are all factors in his candidacy - Sky
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Millennials went from uploading 200+ photos every weekend into random Facebook albums to posting on Instagram once a year
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There's a reason why its called "The Greatest League in the World" .\ Liga is back baby!
LACHIE BAYLISS TAKE A BOW 💫 @fc_auckland kick off their season in style with a long-range bomb from Lachie Bayliss to give the champions their first of the campaign Watch #AKLvMCY live on Paramount+ 📺
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I can't really explain it but this is the most inspirational thing I've seen in 2026
This lioness left the desert to live by the beach 🏝️ A group of desert lions in Namibia has made it all the way to the Atlantic, settling along the Skeleton Coast. They’re now known as the world’s only “marine lions.” [📸: via/ @grietvanm ]
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People gave him shit for leaving Aston Villa to go to Saudi but this guy just set up his whole bloodline to not suffer financially. He's still a baller and can really make something of himself.
🚨22 year-old Jhon Duran has already earned over €60 million in his career He just pulled off a panenka penalty vs Celtic in the Europa League
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UPDATE: The print run on Messi’s Final Farewell pack has now exceeded 450,000 copies. If it reaches 500,000 copies before the sales window closes tomorrow at 1 PM EST, this will be the first Topps NOW card to EVER unlock a 1-of-1 White OpalFractor Autograph parallel 🤯
BREAKING: The print run on Messi's Final Farewell pack has eclipsed 250,000 copies. Collectors now have a chance of receiving ultra-rare Topps Chrome AND Opal Chrome parallels of the base card with their order.
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Mariah Carey coming in every year for her Christmas royalties.
🚨INSANE addition to football twitter
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COLLECTR x TAG GIVEAWAY 10.14.26 - 10.21.26 / STATUS: OPEN Win this TAG 10 GEM MINT Mega Gengar EX (2026 Pokémon, Mega Evolution: Ascended Heroes, Special Illustration Rare #284/217) How to enter: 1️⃣ Follow @getcollectrapp + @taggrading 2️⃣ Repost this post Winner revealed 10.22.26 #gengar #pokemon #ascendedheroes
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I WAS HEARING NAMES LIKE REECE JAMES
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