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Foid. Software Dev. Noticer. Shitposter. Elf supremacist. OL IRL. Meme Thief. Haver of two amazing tits. Knower of blessed numbers. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Joined May 2009
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Good morning, nerds. Time for a new pinned. If you're here on my profile because you're mad, you're looking for something completely irrelevant to the argument, therefore you already lost. If you're blocked, here are a few possible reasons: - You were being an insufferable faggot in my mentions and/or I didn't want to waste my time and effort arguing with you. - You are one of a very few specific people I don't like and don't want replying to me no matter what you have to say. - You drew or took a screenshot of a character you modded to be a fat, ugly hambeast with exaggerated proportions that got retweeted onto my timeline and I didn't want to see it anymore. I โค๏ธ my moots, but sometimes their tastes can be... questionable. Like, be for fucking real here, G-cups are awesome, but triple-M cups with a 70-inch ass? Fucking MISS me with that shit. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ Hope this helps.
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lol get a load of this faggot better yet watch him get absolutely smoked by asmon youtube.com/watch?v=xryKtHrFโ€ฆ
Asmongold dominated the World of Warcraft Forever beta with his Olympus guild, inviting tens of thousands of players to join his roach army I decided to sneak inside and see how bad things actually were (spoiler: way more than I expected) Video is up! youtube.com/watch?v=83UCrqFDโ€ฆ
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the test results came back i'm chudette
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This has got to be the most retarded cheater I've ever seen Like At least make it believable, for fuck's sake No human types at 500wpm Maybe it's a psyop, offer people inhuman cheating options to get themselves banned lol
Replying to @FeristalJ
for real like c'mon
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keyboard brawler #FFXIV
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Good afternoon, nerds. I don't often find OL pictures on Danbooru with skirts as long as the ones I actually wear. I do have a halter top sweater as well, but I wouldn't wear it to the office without a jacket. I think bare shoulders would be against dress code.
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lol, ratio'd and blocked
Replying to @ProjectLiberal
Oh, good, so he's voting to keep men out of girls' changing rooms and to not import 5 million immigrants from Rapeistan. Nice to know.
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Funny. You'd think, if there were so much "documented evidence" about that, he would be on the sex offender registry. Obviously, it's all made up, and you're a gullible retard for believing it.
โ€ฆOkay? Letโ€™s send those progressive politicians to prison, too. Doesnโ€™t change the fact that the guy you (probably) voted for used to stick his tiny fingers into the vulvas of teenage girls to test how tight they were. Look it up
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since when does clanker slop hit so FUCKING hard
He thought we'd forget. Someone kept the receipts.
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Through most of my teens until around early 2015-ish, Selene was my inspiration for style / looks, she was why I had my hair dark and cut shoulder-length from 14 up to around 21, and why I actually worked out and got in shape, 160lbs down to 120.
๐ŸŽฌ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ 25 iconic vampires from movies and TV 1. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Count Orlok โ€” Nosferatu โ€” 1922 2. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Count Dracula โ€” Dracula โ€” 1931 3. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Grandpa Munster โ€” The Munsters โ€” 1964 4. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Barnabas Collins โ€” Dark Shadows โ€” 1967 5. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mamuwalde โ€” Blacula โ€” 1972 6. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Count von Count โ€” Sesame Street โ€” 1972 7. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Kurt Barlow โ€” Salemโ€™s Lot โ€” 1979 8. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jerry Dandridge โ€” Fright Night โ€” 1985 9. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต D โ€” Vampire Hunter D โ€” 1985 10. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ David โ€” The Lost Boys โ€” 1987 11. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Count Duckula โ€” Count Duckula โ€” 1988 12. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Lestat de Lioncourt โ€” Interview with the Vampire โ€” 1994 13. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Santanico Pandemonium โ€” From Dusk Till Dawn โ€” 1996 14. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Spike โ€” Buffy the Vampire Slayer โ€” 1997 15. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Blade โ€” Blade โ€” 1998 16. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Alucard โ€” Hellsing โ€” 2001 17. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Selene โ€” Underworld โ€” 2003 18. ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Eli โ€” Let the Right One In โ€” 2008 19. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Eric Northman โ€” True Blood โ€” 2008 20. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Edward Cullen โ€” Twilight โ€” 2008 21. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Damon Salvatore โ€” The Vampire Diaries โ€” 2009 22. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Marceline โ€” Adventure Time โ€” 2010 23. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Draculaura โ€” Monster High โ€” 2010 24. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Drac โ€” Hotel Transylvania โ€” 2012 25. ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ Viago โ€” What We Do in the Shadows โ€” 2014 ๐Ÿ–‡๏ธ Source: British Film Institute (BFI), American Film Institute (AFI), Television Academy, Smithsonian Institution
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Good morning, nerds. Going to the last oktoberfest event at the local watering hole tonight.
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Blue. Obviously.
If 80+% pick Red, everyone in the world survives. If less than 80% pick Red, only everyone who picks Blue survives. What are you picking?
58%Red ๐Ÿ”ด
42%Blue ๐Ÿ”ต
418,079 votes โ€ข Final results
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we're reaching levels of "whoa, mama" that shouldn't be possible
(..โ—œแด—โ—..)
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"If you have a gun, and I have a gun, we can talk about the law. If you have a knife, and I have a knife, we can talk about rules. If your hands are empty, and mine are empty, we can talk about reason. But if you have a gun and I only have a knife, the truth lies in your hands. And if you have a knife and I have nothing, what you hold isn't just a weapon, it's my life." For women, there is an extra layer: there may be exceptions, but on average, men are so much stronger than us that they might as well be holding a weapon. Western women have forgotten this. Too many of us believe we are protected by laws and rules while unaware or willfully ignorant of who originally made those laws and rules; who ultimately enforces them; and who routinely breaks them. Too few of us have considered what happens when those rules change or disappear, because the people who created them are no longer in power.
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Delivery driver was a nigger, but American, and not fat, so I gave her a tip.
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Faggots got me for saying Otoya Yamaguchi did nothing wrong. I was mistaken, by the way. He did do one thing wrong: He got caught.
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The year is 2030. There are no more console exclusives. A game is released; two weeks later the game is decompiled & ported to PC. If not for publishers' feeble attempt at an obfuscation arms race, it would be two days. This is your warning. @NintendoAmerica @PlayStation @XBOX
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It's probably not the end of the game console as we know it, but it is the end of exclusivity. Consumers have found a permanent way around it. The consoles of the future will not be platforms for exclusive games, but rather direct competitors to the Steam Deck, the ROG Ally, and desktop PCs, running Windows or (more likely) some flavor of Linux, perhaps SteamOS itself. It is the only way Nintendo and PlayStation are going to survive. XBOX, for what it's worth, seems to have already at least partially embraced the trend with its XBOX Labs initiative, but it also needs to recognize there will be no more XBOX exclusives either.
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The alternative, should you choose to go to war with your consumers, is a steady decline. You will start bleeding customers, your stocks will crater as your earnings estimates are revised downward. You can either sell your games on a universal platform, or be left to rot as consumers put them on a universal platform for free. This is your future, and it's coming faster than any of you realize.
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