Me gustan los pinguinos y garfield.

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Joined December 2012
Since the mass adoption of AI tools for coding we moved out from OOP (Object-Oriented Programming) to COP (Cuck-Oriented Programming)
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and unsurprisingly, instead of being aghast at all this and its effects on humanity at large, many of my peers clap. it's as if all the stereotypes about asocial nerds were true after all.
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and it's not like the new kind of software is any good by the old standards (and yes, that was true for most old software as well). it just doesn't matter anymore. and it's not just software. anything machines can generate now goes this way. an endless stream of mediocrity.
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نمادشون طوطیه وای بامزه 😭 چقدر داستانی طور و جالب
Así me siento con los tuits de los iraníes lqm
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ونزوئلاییا واقعا مهربون و شیرینن بچه ها:(((((
algún día ya nadie estará mirando por la ventana, algún día estaremos todos juntos celebrando.
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crazy thing is it’s entirely true Jonathan was just that guy
How JoJo fans talk about Jonathan Joestar
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Every time someone says something like "humans are the bottleneck now" I want to barf a little bit (no offense). Humans not bottleneck, humans whole point!!
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Algún día no vas a recordar el rostro de la persona que mas quieres hoy
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Replying to @tanvirraj
i tell them what to do. when they do it badly, i yell at them.
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Saturday is for time with family.
Saturday is for fixing bugs while sipping coffee. What are some great places to hangout in SF?
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⚠️ Python packages are vulnerable to remote code execution via the same node2shell CVE-2026-111497. You may be affected if you are using the Brotli library. Note this is a very popular dependency (⬇️100m/month) Other major services likely affected. We will communicate ASAP when we are able to. Aikido detects this. Patches available.
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The FBI continues to warn about two critical security flaws in PHP, a programming language used to build many websites and online services. Attackers could exploit these vulnerabilities to break into systems, putting sensitive information and business operations at risk. Security updates are available and should be applied immediately. If you are a business owner or website operator, check whether your systems are affected. Contact your IT support team, website developer, or hosting provider for help identifying vulnerable systems and applying the necessary updates. The FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now: ➡️ If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommended that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. ➡️ Immediately update affected PHP installations following the guidance on php.net. Inventory where PHP runs in your environment, prioritizing internet-facing systems and vendor products that bundle PHP. ➡️ Monitor web servers for suspicious activity, including PHP processes unexpectedly launching command shells or downloading files. Ensure appropriate process-monitoring capabilities are in place to help identify potential exploitation. ➡️ If you find signs of compromise, isolate affected systems, preserve your web server and PHP logs, and report it to your local FBI field office or ic3.gov. Those reports help us identify the actors involved and warn other organizations before they become victims. For the latest information on these vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619), follow PHP’s announcements on php.net, CERT-EU Security Advisory 2026-018, and CISA’s Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog.
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claude just discovered an unpatchable zero-day vulnerability in my phone and texted my college ex
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I'm NEVER deleting this app. 💀💀🪽
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trying to tell offline friends that the internet apocalypse is happening rn
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gonna be real with you guys, nobody gaf about this shit at all. you're all in a bubble. if i told anyone i know irl about this they would have 0 idea what i was talking about or what any of it meant for them at all. at best they'd go "oh that's scary" and then move on with their life like absolutely nothing has changed at all. not even joking
If you're 25-30, and your main circle isn't discussing: - Two critical vulnerabilities being identified in PHP that allow malicious actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks. Then it's time to elevate your circle.
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Art by @/toothybj
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En esta sociedad no es un requisito imprescindible ser chavista para ser espiritualmente paquistaní.
“Así va la mesa de negociación en Venezuela”. Visto hoy en las protestas.
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The tragedy of being born in a third-world country is that you are expected to compete globally while living in an environment that makes the most basic things unnecessarily difficult.
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