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We like big blunts and we cannot lie.

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Joined July 2011
Be a warrior, not a worrier.
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If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart.. I guarantee you, she is the one.
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It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know.
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Not all people in your life are meant to stay.
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That one person's laugh that can make anything funny
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ONE lie can ruin a thousand truths.
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A relationship where you're both weird >
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The person who really LOVES u sees what a mess u can be, how moody u can get, how hard u are to handle, but still wants u in their life.
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Everyone tells you you deserve better, but then no one is willing to give it to you.
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When I say "I'm okay" sometimes that means I'm not okay, but I will be okay if you're here with me.
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It's amazing how one person can make you feel so special even though they live so far away.
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Another night, another dream wasted on you.
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He lies, she cries. She complains, he doesn't change. But yet, she still stays.
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A boyfriend should always do the things it took him to get his girl. Even after she's his.
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3 things a girl needs: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and best friends when both make her hit the floor.
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When most girls walk away, they want you to chase them.
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A real man never stops trying to show a woman how much she means to him, even after he's got her.
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If you can't get someone off your mind, maybe they are supposed to be there.
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Wake up everyday stronger than yesterday, face your fears and wipe your tears.
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I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
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