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"Respect my authority"

Joined May 2019
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My primary account got suspended so I'll be using this one from now on 🥲😝
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“Remember remember the 5th of November”
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NoName057(16)'s post on Telegram today, taking credit for the freezer attacks in Europe.
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Man to man: Be stingy with your money because no one cares about you when you are broke.
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"The attacker, in his statement, said that he did not intentionally hit the woman and that his arm accidentally struck her."
Nevşehir'de bir iş yerinin önünde bekleyen kadına tokat atan şahıs tutuklanarak cezaevine gönderildi. - Saldırıya uğrayan kadının işitme kaybı yaşadığı belirlendi. - Saldırgan ise ifadesinde kadına bilerek vurmadığını, kolunun yanlışlıkla çarptığını söyledi.
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NASA captured the Sun smiling at Earth on October 26, 2022
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My 70-year-old father lost Rs. 4.6 million yesterday in a phone scam. Someone called claiming to be handling a “tax calculation” (using the HNB name) and asked for his banking details and OTPs. He gave them, not realising what was happening. Please share this so others don’t lose their savings: • Banks, the Inland Revenue Department, or any government office will never ask for your OTPs, PINs, passwords, or full account/card details over the phone. • If someone calls asking for these, hang up immediately. • Call the official bank number printed on your card or listed on the bank’s website yourself to verify. • Talk to your parents, grandparents, and elderly relatives about this. These scams specifically target older people. And its currently happening as we speak, HNB office bearer casually told me this was the 3rd one for this week. 😣 This can happen to anyone. Stay alert. #ScamAlert #SriLanka #OTPScam #ProtectOurParents
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Dramatic footage appears to show two helicopters colliding near Mount Everest in Nepal
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Sri Lanka’s assistance to 40 Iranian sailors raises U.S. sanctions concerns Read More 👇 dailymirror.lk/breaking_news…
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Sri Lanka, thank you for the love, the energy & the unforgettable memories. This was my first time, but definitely not my last 🤍🇱🇰🤍
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never deleting this app
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⭕ Since September 2024, the only effective tax reduction has been the increase in the annual income tax-free threshold from Rs. 1.2 million to Rs. 1.8 million, providing a maximum monthly tax saving of Rs. 20,500 per taxpayer. Almost all other taxes remained unchanged or increased. Here is the list in chronological order: ⭕ Excise Duty (January 2025): Increased by ~6% on liquor, cigarettes, tobacco, sweetened beverages and motor vehicles. ⭕ Electric Vehicle Tax (February 2025): Excise duty rates on electric vehicles were doubled, representing a 100% increase. ⭕ Vehicle Import Duty (February 2025): The previous Customs duty exemption was removed, introducing a 20% import duty. A further 50% surcharge increased the effective duty to 30%. ⭕ Withholding Tax (April 2025): Tax deducted from bank deposit interest doubled from 5% to 10%. Eligible low-income depositors can obtain relief through self-declarations. ⭕ Corporate Income Tax (April 2025): Increased from 40% to 45% for businesses involved in liquor, tobacco, betting and gaming. ⭕ Export Services Tax (April 2025): Previously exempt income from qualifying service exports and foreign sources became subject to income tax at a maximum rate of 15%. ⭕ Vehicle SSCL (May 2026): The 2.5% Social Security Contribution Levy was extended to vehicle imports, changing the stage and taxable base of the levy. ⭕ Capital Gains Tax (June 2026): Increased from 10% to 15% for individuals and partnerships, and from 10% to 30% for trusts, unit trusts, mutual funds and NGOs. ⭕ Professional Withholding Tax (June 2026): The 5% withholding tax was extended to additional categories of professionals, including photographers, artists, IT specialists and social media specialists, on qualifying payments exceeding Rs. 100,000 per month. ⭕ Customs Import Duties (April 2026): The tariff structure was revised from 0%, 15% and 20% to 0%, 10%, 20% and 30%, introducing a higher 30% band for selected imports while reducing certain other duties. ⭕ Vehicle Import Surcharge (May 2026): A 50% surcharge on the existing 30% Customs import duty increased the effective rate to 45% for applicable vehicles. The measure was subsequently extended until 31 December 2026. ⭕ Digital Services VAT (July 2026): Qualifying digital services supplied by non-resident providers were brought within the 18% VAT framework. However, practical implementation remains incomplete. #srilanka
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husband probably had a great flight
Woman cries for three hours after passenger refuses to swap seats so she can sit beside her husband on 10-hour flight from Turkey to the US
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Yesterday I met this old Armenian gentleman taxi driver! The most wholesome conversation I had in a taxi in a while. A tip deserved 😃
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Was that Hitler?
Rip Sir Patrick Stewart
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Tell Sam Altman that I use my 64GB of RAM to run print("Hello, World!"). I want him to know it's me.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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I’m sad
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Minister Vijitha Herath meets DJ Snake in Colombo Full Story: newswire.lk/vf3f
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THE LAST PROGRAMMER HAS ALREADY BEEN BORN Photo by Rene Siegl
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Purchasing Matcha, Playing Golf Included In Transactions That Require A TIN Certificate. #lka #NewsCurry
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Farewell, captain
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