@itsMichaelJ

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 Chicago, IL
Joined March 2012
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This fan had Melo in tears at this guy chirping to LeBron about Space Jam🤣 (Bzwang43 IG)
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Lethal footwork 👀
NBA
@NBA13h
SGA's bag work... in slow-mo 😮‍💨
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Hubie Talks Hoops
@HubieTalksHoops2h
Now, we all know with the combination of dad’s skills out on the perimeter at the center position, and mom’s toughness and rebounding in the painted area, we can assume those two will have some large, talented children one day, okay?
Wise Michael Jordan
@itsMichaelJ18h
“I like his taste. He’s dating Angel Reese. Not too bad.” - Walt “Clyde” Frazier on Wendell Carter Jr. 🤣
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Baseball Bros
@BaseballBrosOct 26
“…and the children, too.” 😭 😭 😭
Nosebleed Gambling
@GamblingNBSOct 25
Her: What sports do you bet on? Me:
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Big League Digest
@BigLeagueDigest3h
Reminder the Brewers only loss this postseason has come to the Padres 👀 (Via Nosebleed Sports app)
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Nosebleed Baseball
@Baseball_NBS3h
Jim Bowden projects Tarik Skubal could land a contract worth anywhere from $350M to $500M this offseason His three best team fits: New York Mets Los Angeles Dodgers Chicago White Sox Skubal on the Southside would be INSANE 🍿👀
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BREAKING: Rudy Gobert is ASS 🚨🤯🫣
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Nosebleed Fantasy Sports
@FantasyNBS1h
Huge miss understanding bro just lost in fantasy this week and is down bad he didn’t mean it
New York Post
@nypost22h
United flight from Vegas to Newark forced to turn around after possible hijacking plot trib.al/qv4GJZQ
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Nosebleed Baseball
@Baseball_NBS14h
The Blake Snell Curse lives on… Rays haven’t been the same since smh
Big League Digest
@BigLeagueDigest14h
The Rays are getting absolutely pillaged and Junior Caminero and Chandler Simpson’s faces say everything you need to know
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Easiest question of all time… LeBron is not only standing up but leaving the room.
TPS
@TotalProSports4h
Let’s be honest… Michael Jordan walks into this room and wants a seat. Who’s getting kicked out of theirs? 👀
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Nosebleed Sports
@NosebleedHQ3h
Every line, every matchup, every number you need. 🏀📊 We’re bringing it all together in one place. The Nosebleed Sports app is coming soon. 👀
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Nick Restivo
@NickRestivo_4h
My Woord Series picks results from the Nosebleed Sports app competition ⬇️
Nick Restivo
@NickRestivo_16h
My World Series picks for the Nosebleed Sports competition tonight
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TPS
@TotalProSports20h
NFL Sideline Reporter Molly McGrath Leaves The Entire Internet Stunned With Her Eye-Popping Game-Day Outfit SEE HERE: totalprosports.com/nfl/molly…
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Hakeem Olajuwon would averaged 35 and 15 in today’s game EASY
Jacob
@Jacobtheclipper22h
“Only Mike was skilled back then” - Anthony Edwards FALSE Hakeem Olajuwon would be the MOST skilled big man today and its not even close ✌️ (filayyyy IG)
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TPS
@TotalProSports21h
BREAKING: 16-Year-Old High School Football Star From Legendary NFL Family Tragically Killed By Drunk Driver READ MORE: totalprosports.com/nfl/high-…
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Lonzo Ball
@ZO2_17h
That pass was lowkey OD
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BREAKING: Giannis Antetokounmpo just murdered Daniel Gafford
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Nosebleed Fantasy Sports
@FantasyNBS14h
Me when my team is getting pillaged in fantasy
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Well this aged like milk on a hot summer day
News 9
@NEWS9Oct 25
JDub knows where you can watch the @okcthunder this season
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Big League Digest
@BigLeagueDigest17h
Imagine a cricket player trying to hit Jacob Misiorowski? I personally cannont...
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Nosebleed Baseball
@Baseball_NBS16h
Chandler Simpson said catch baseballs not barrels 😭
Nosebleed Baseball
@Baseball_NBSOct 26
Chandler Simpson has played two MLB seasons and still hasn’t recorded a single barrel according to Baseball Savant 🤯 2025 Barrel%: 0.0% 2026 Barrel%: 0.0% Nearly 300 career hits. 90 career stolen bases. 0 career home runs. 0 career barrels.
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