💚 Once-ler 💚

𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔! •based on 2012 film •Seuss/Lorax RP •ships with chemistry •as descriptive as you •RT & follow!

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“I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT!”

“It has been! I’ve been busy BIGGERING! In fact I just got back from New York— brought ya something.” He tosses him a snow globe of the Statue of Liberty.

“Hey, I miss that green dude— @isameanone! Wonder what he’s up to.”

He’s the Once-ler, what did you expect?

“GUHHHH HELP I’M BEING GLOMPED—“

“DON’T QUESTION ME!”

“NO, I do NOT mean eBay! It’s THNEEDBay and it’s totally different and not a ripoff whatsoever!”

“I’m thinking about starting an auctioning/shopping website for Thneeds and Thneed-related products. Think I’ll call it ThneedBay.”

“Hellooooo there! Looks like you’ve stumbled into the Thneed factory! Want a tour?”

Sneaks up behind @20grooves and pulls him into a hug. “Gotcha~!”

Once-ler didn’t realize he was being recorded— “Oh, it’s EASY! I can just push a button and have my security throw you right outta here! My business is MY business. I’m not doing anything illegal!”

Ooh. He picked up on that, and lovingly held her hands. “Guess so~!”

“I threw up...” Oncie replied, wiping his mouth on the back of his hand. “I think maybe I’m overtired...”

Aww, it’s the little things like this that make his heart swell! “You sure do! How perfect, to think they go so well with chocolate— your favourite!”

Oncie moans softly and sniffles, sitting away from the toilet just a little. He didn’t want her to see him this way, looking like death, but he didn’t want to shut her out since she really cared. “Okay, you can come in... B-but it isn’t pretty...”

“Marshmallows!!!” He pumps his hands up in the air.

Oh shoot! He didn’t expect this! “Uh— n-yeah! Yeah! Everything’s—urp—“ He suddenly starts throwing up again. “... F-fine~” Sure doesn’t sound fine...