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[Alyssa raised out of a coffin, looking more dead than ever. Her skin is pale, her eyes and clothing blood-red, now sporting fangs.] "I just say, what brings you here to disturb my beauty sleep? Especially at THIS time of hour." (Witch Medic, Vampire Crook Boss takes her place!)
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Super targeted post of TWO parodies. You guys won't know, but SOMEONE will.
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Sine_Cosine@SinE_CosineXD16h
spooky mediccccc #towerdefensesimulator
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"Ah.... Clarissa.... My beautiful servant.... I haven't seen her in a while.... I wonder what happened...."
Sine_Cosine@SinE_CosineXD16h
spooky mediccccc #towerdefensesimulator
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"Vampire Crook Boss....."
🌻Biologist@friedPotato272211h
Biologist
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"Ugh.... I HATE him.... He never leaves me alone......"
𝗥𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻@Relmai_C13h
Vampire hunter cowboy when vampire crook boss
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FANGIRE- ah! i mean Vampire🦇🦇 #TDS #towerdefensesimulator
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"I must say.... Did I really look this young....? My my, how time flies...."
𝗥𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗼𝗹 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻@Relmai_C18h
FANGIRE- ah! i mean Vampire🦇🦇 #TDS #towerdefensesimulator
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I can't believe Tower Defense Simulator destroyed South Park.... 😢😔
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[INT. BAIT] Reply to this post to see if Alyssa would drink your blood. (Video for bait)
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*Alyssa is sitting in her castle. Alone. Staring at nothing. Her eyes filled with a mix of hate and sorrow. She wonders why she's forced to suffer like this. Why she has been damned to living like this. Why she's been forced to live a lonely life. You wanna cheer her up?*
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The little elf boy about the get slashed and eaten by those two freaky ass niggas 😭
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Last reply and quote were 7 hours ago
I Fuck Xboxes@IFuckXboxesOct 25
See y'all on the other side
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🥹🥹🥹🥹
Bronto@Bronto_Mp3Oct 21
How it feels when someone makes you fanart for free
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I know half of these weren't made for me, but I'm Victorian Crook Boss, so it counts.
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Bronto@Bronto_Mp3Oct 21
How it feels when someone makes you fanart for free
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"TDS Parodies are people, too!"
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The more I hang around this place, the more I really really fucking hate Roblox communities as a whole. But I don't got anywhere else to go, so I love you all 🥹❤️‍🩹
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SonOfSevenless@S0n0fS3v3nl3ssOct 25
//Too cute of an Idea not to draw
Vampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 23
Replying to @itsShowtime2025
@S0n0fS3v3nl3ss Alyssa wants to lay in her feathers for an unknown amount of time.
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"How much do you little people know me....?"
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Some basic facts about Vampire Crook Boss!!!!
Vampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 24
[Alyssa raised out of a coffin, looking more dead than ever. Her skin is pale, her eyes and clothing blood-red, now sporting fangs.] "I just say, what brings you here to disturb my beauty sleep? Especially at THIS time of hour." (Witch Medic, Vampire Crook Boss takes her place!)
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- She's lonely. VERY lonely. - She goes on nightly flying, as stated by her doctor to keep her mobile. - While she mostly drinks blood, she also eats fruits, bugs, and red items like Marceline from Adventure time. She's a SUUUUUPER far off cousin of Nosferatu, but the reason why-
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She's a vampire is due to one of her ancestors pissing off a witch and getting cursed with a generational curse of being vampires.
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