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Nobody: Hey Pat, how would you describe your laugh?
Me: A monkey driving a stick shift very poorly.
Please, I’m begging you, go out and vote today. Don’t let people tell you it’s not a big deal, IT IS. Stay in line and double check your ballot! 💙💙💙
I've watched Big Brother for the majority of my life, and THIS might be the most impressive thing I've seen on this show. What a badass!
LALA at 58 years old just won one of the most athletic wall comps in one of the most athletic casts we've ever had. Incredible. #BB28
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Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.
He embodies the broken system we’re running against.
It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton
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Republicans: Pass new maps in Tennessee, Florida, Missouri, North Carolina, Texas ALL without a vote — upheld
Democrats: Pass new maps in Virginia with a vote from the will of the people — overturned
Make it make sense.
How am I supposed to do my job when I have the weight of rebuilding Pokémon society on my shoulders bro
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it’s genuinely concerning how people will believe what someone told them as fact without doing any sort of research or critical thinking skills.
It looks SO GOOD i want it i want it right now god dangit
Here’s your first look at #PokemonWindsWaves 🍃🌊 Learn more about the main characters and special Pikachu in this announcement trailer!
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I mean this is just a great performance wowow. Nothing but joy and immaculate vibes. Can’t think of a better big ole fuck you to the folks who think that this kind of show represents the downfall of America 🤷🏼♂️
This should've happened the second he suggested trading Luka Doncic and now the team and fans will have to put up with this one man's idiotic mistake for years to come. Here's hoping that getting rid of this distraction puts them on a better path.
Breaking: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire GM Nico Harrison at a 10 AM CT meeting on Tuesday, sources tell @ShamsCharania and @BannedMacMahon.
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But but but he’s out of shape and doesn’t play defense tho…….. That’s what I was told by our lord and savior Nico Harrison!!!
LUKA DONČIĆ CONTINUES HIS HISTORIC RUN 🔥
🏀 Joins Wilt Chamberlain (2x) as the only players in NBA history to score 200+ points through the first 5 games of a season.
🏀 First player in NBA history with 200+ PTS, 25+ REB, and 25+ AST through the first 5 games of a season.
The 7-2 Lakers sit at No. 2 in the West
Friendly reminder that Nico Harrison should've never been allowed within 100 feet of any Mavs facility the second he traded away Luka Doncic. Carry on.
















